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Episode 115 – Ramjack vs Iku-Turso and the legion of Octopus Warriors
Brad Cupples | 24. November, 2012
Alex has got Animal Facts and Female Fantasy Facts. Brad is fighting internet scrapes. There’s an old woman in New York that is a professional panic attack instigator. We discuss the ongoing pie war of 2012… that no one knows and/or cares about. Hilariously crazy internet dramz leads to a discussion of art by sensible educated people that aren’t fucking idiots. George catches up with a really old flame and we finally dip into the pilot episode of Saved by the Bell: The College Years.
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Episode 111 – Behold the Forever Vacuum: The Shedding Werewolf of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 18. October, 2012
Smile tech days turn into frowny face “fuck you’s” in this rage packed episode of Ramjack. The curse of Sutekh continues it’s mighty reign now with 100% more arbitrary language censorship. Alchemy is real, Mice are losing their skin, and Barry can’t stop agreeing with the GOP. Mr. Belvedere takes a horrifically dark turn into sexism and date rape. Angie Harmon chases a mummy whilst Doctor David Hasselhoff literally listens to dust on Baywatch Nights.
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Episode 110 – Ramjack: In the Forest of the Evil Mindu
Brad Cupples | 11. October, 2012
Behold a shiny new episode bounds into your life! Alex brings animal facts about our new Dolphin Overlords, Brad falls victim to an evil prophecy foretold over 4,000 years ago. The smartest kid in the world has some revolutionary new game and Steve Guttenberg loses his virginity. Mr. Belvedere goes to crazy town with Robert Goulet and we finish our journey into the Tori Universe on Saved by the Bell.
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It’s like a map to your dreams.
Episode 105 – Ramjack and the Crystal Robin Dilemma: A Paternal Pandemonium
Brad Cupples | 29. August, 2012
Ramjack days turn into Ramjack nights as we check our focal point and discuss Hallucination Horses, Shifty German Zookeepers, and the terrifying murderous intent of nature. Stickers look delicious to 9/11 year-olds. Mr. Belvedere teaches us the importance of back-up bangs and we learn that only weirdos are scared of earthquakes on Saved by the Bell.
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It will be used as a memorial after one or both of us die, which surely can’t be too far down the road.
Episode 104 – Ramjack and the Lost Secrets of the Jungle King Castle
Brad Cupples | 11. August, 2012
It’s a super chill episode in which we discuss Alex’s latest Summer Camp adventures with the 9/11 year olds and a grip of terrifying creatures that teach real life Animal Facts… the hard way. We chat about The Dark Knight Rises and Bane’s future Broadway Career. The Fifty Shades Generator is a horrific and beautiful find that leads to fun and games.
Join us as we delve once again into the Larger Locks Literary Lounge as we discuss President James Garfield, Charles Guiteau, Alexander Graham Bell, and Dr. Doctor Bliss M.D. Creationists don’t understand electricity or science… or much of anything really (because they are fucking insane and have only a tenious ) And we solve a Mystery!
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It’s fueled by electricity from the sun… because that’s where it comes from, I guess?
Episode 102 – Crime Busting Buddies: The Heroics of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 27. July, 2012
Alex has theoretically heard some second hand animal facts, Brad discovers some terrible new products and finds new ways to escape the panic. Columbus isn’t as mediocre as one might expect, Mitt Romney is a felon and still has less personality than a vacuum cleaner with a twitter account. Privatization brings back debtors prisons, USA USA USA! Mr. Belvedere directs Gilbert and Sulivan and Saved by the Bell takes granny rap to it’s next logical step of torture.
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Still a 100% Dramz Free Zone.
Episode 94 – Blizzard Battalion Bloodshed: Ramjack and the Invisible Icemen of Death
Brad Cupples | 7. April, 2012
Back in Action with a warning: Beware the Werewolves… and the dolphins… and any other animal that totes weaponry. South Carolina Republicans somehow lower the bar for common sense. We watch some horrific re-enactments from awful lying liars in the E.R. Netflix plays some wacky shenanigans with Saved by the Bell. The Turks are demanding Cami Secrets for Chess Tournaments. We double down and watch the exciting pair of episodes of Mr. Belvedere and Saved by the Bell known as “The Will” and no one knows how to dress themselves.
We launch an exciting new contest and solve our first Mystery Minute!
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Episode 87 – Ramjack and the Credit Default Body Swap
Brad Cupples | 24. January, 2012
We are back in action… and this time we’re serious! Learn some terrifying Animal Facts from the Tower of London, Sports Facts abound from and Brad begins his improv correspondence course. George Washington’s Mother is an insufferable bitch, Martha Washington has an intrepid spirit, but Black Jack takes the cake! Kim Jong Un has a grip of super powers but he’s slacking on his language study. Mr. Belvedere is throwing some revolutionary game and The Saved by the Bell Kids learn a valuable lesson about not being shitty liars. Also we receive super awesome Solstice Gifts!!
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Episode 64 – Spaceman Murder Syndrome: The Diagnosis of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 1. July, 2011
The Golden Eagle is coming for you and everyone you love! Supposing you survive that maybe you can take a swim with the Kangaroo. Alex is here to give you all the animal facts you crave whilst Brad is prepped with a scholarly history of capers and caprices. Double Summer Camp Shenanigans are being preparred and Alex will be dealing with smart kids that bamboozle him and dumb kids that are going to get pregnant under his supervision. We talk about our awesome experience at a film screening (Hint: Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake might just have found true love!) and make our first bold hearty attempt to see “Transformers 3: Invitation to the Dark Side of The Robot Night Eclipse with the Bad Guys that Get’em” for some reason.