// >> January 2010
Influenza de la Suidae: The Scourge of Ramjack – Episode 26
Alexander Green | 30. January, 2010
Stealing a KJ for the 5&2 set, baby tat’s for Jeezo, 4&2 is the new Asian, The Folgers Coffee Company is a bastion of antiquated ideas about gender roles and societal obligations, Chiropractors in Connecticut, Nerd Ladies abound, and a bedazzled situation room for a new year. Hey Humanity, Stop Resting on your Laurels in 2010!
Ramjack and the Roving Reporters of Revelation: Island Edition! – Episode 25.5
Alexander Green | 30. January, 2010
It’s a special mini-episode and we explore the spoils of the Lost Final Season Sweepstakes. Note: Contains Minor Spoilers if you have had your head completely in the sand. Brad’s Life completely intersects with the Lost and he loses grip with reality.We also explore new means of product placement, possible Polar Bear pairings, and Lost Spin-off sitcoms. It’s a full out Island Adventure Bonanza!
Go Pinus!
Ramjack and the Death of Father Time: A New Year’s Jubilee – Episode 25
Alexander Green | 18. January, 2010
Employ-of-the-month: FAIL. The science behind tiny sensitive hands is explored. Does the number four exist? Ask the 4&2’ers and prepare for an onslaught of idiocy. Surprise! Stress is not new. News Dealers are in your neighborhood and they are dealing news… to your KIDS! Drink Recipes for a new year. Build-a-bear-voodoo-Frankenstein-workshop is out to make a Horcrux from your toddler’s soul and there are people out there that want to steal those souls. BEWARE! We bring class with a Ramjack Dramatic Reading of the insanely awkward “Poetry of the Fae” The Situation Room is laden with faeries, thievery, bots, and guests.
Be careful with unparliamentarily language, lest you lose your position.
The Red Snuggie of Ramjack: A Holiday Homecomming – Episode 24
Alexander Green | 9. January, 2010
We are beyond sorry that these are arriving to you SO late. I spent a good portion of this past holiday season suffering the infamous Swine Flu, supported by bronchitis and two inner ear infections. Yikes! But… I’VE SURVIVED. Adequate excuse? You tell me. 😉
With that said… Mail an Octopus for the new year, The Final Martha Stewart promises, an Oraganic Xmas = revolting, Walmart Drive Though, The happiest place doesn’t know any better, Gray-haired tweens are disturbing the natural order of everything, Hey Internet bitches… let me have my spring roll in peace, Star Wars Holiday Special presents Wookie Porn and Maude: The Next Generation.
Episode 25 and 26 to follow soon. In the mean time, keep checking those score cards! Slip-Trip Hazards are like a thief in the night: you know not the hour!