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Episode 104 – Ramjack and the Lost Secrets of the Jungle King Castle
Brad Cupples | 11. August, 2012
It’s a super chill episode in which we discuss Alex’s latest Summer Camp adventures with the 9/11 year olds and a grip of terrifying creatures that teach real life Animal Facts… the hard way. We chat about The Dark Knight Rises and Bane’s future Broadway Career. The Fifty Shades Generator is a horrific and beautiful find that leads to fun and games.
Join us as we delve once again into the Larger Locks Literary Lounge as we discuss President James Garfield, Charles Guiteau, Alexander Graham Bell, and Dr. Doctor Bliss M.D. Creationists don’t understand electricity or science… or much of anything really (because they are fucking insane and have only a tenious ) And we solve a Mystery!
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It’s fueled by electricity from the sun… because that’s where it comes from, I guess?
Episode 100 – The Centennial Phantom Folio of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 6. July, 2012
We’ve been fighting for the rights of all the dreamers for over three years and 100 episodes. In this celebratory podcast Alex reports in on all the wild and wacky happenings of Summer Camp. Brad learns that he should never leave his sun bunker without Chris Hansen’s assistance. Scandalous tales are told. Also, the results of the contest to decide the fate of the Ramjack Empire are in!
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Episode 84 – Ramjack and the Prince of Mediocre Sacrifices: A Messiah Story
Brad Cupples | 20. December, 2011
An epic Holiday episode is here to fill your digital stocking, Brad is wheelin’, dealin’ and conquering the amazon. Alex is fighting children, making connections at starbucks and dealing out harsh criticism. Jon Pernisek sends us amazing Fanfiction. Morgan Freeman makes a special appearance. We learn about the unfortunate fate of Rich Little and Dana Carvey. Belvedere turns it up to eleven and Saved by the Bell finally let’s Mario Lopez come out of the closet.
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It’s where snowmen come to life… and seek political asylum!
Episode 75 – Ramjack and the Communion of the War-Beasts
Brad Cupples | 5. October, 2011
It’s the Episode 75 Spectacular! And what is more spectacular than the mad rad 90’s fashions of “Saved by the Bell”? Grab your favorite sweater, pair of boots, and weirdo blazer and join us. Alex loves McDonalds. Brad loves Coffee. Jeezos love subterfuge and connect four. We find out who’s losing at Facebook. Learn the devilish secrets of Spontaneous Human Combustion. Delve into a horrific new world of fanfiction. The incest heats up on Mr. Belvedere (now with 100% more witches) and a mediocre-at-best non-traditional student comes between Zack and Slater on Saved by the Bell.
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And make your nominations for World’s Greatest Human 2011!
The Ramjack 9/11 Pageant: A Cliched Jingoistic Scream from Planet Earth’s Greatest Nation Wrapped in Fetishistic Nationalism as Baby Jesus Always Intended It.
Brad Cupples | 12. September, 2011
Episode 72 – Adversary of the Masses: Ramjack Ascendant
Brad Cupples | 7. September, 2011
Need a pickle? In a pickle? Just relax and let this comedy gold soothe you. Alex brings us a terrifying dramatic reading from local racists that leads to seeing things that cannot be unseen. Things get super serious as Brad is getting ready for pageant season by brushing up on his Question and Answer skills. Teddy faces bullets and fan letters from industrious children to prove himself to be a super badass, yet again… Much to William Howard Taft’s chagrin. Belvedere has a seal and Kevin has no game… at all. Alex debates the pros and cons of keeping a pet mantis.
Brad is happy with his insect eating vacuum cleaner.
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Trust. It’s at least 100% more fun than the Fuhrer-Fun-Bus.
Episode 65 – Backyard Beelzebub: The Ramjack Cookout Bananza
Brad Cupples | 9. July, 2011
We’re celebrating our 2 year anniversary! Alex has a big time superstar celebrity sighting. He also reports in on other people’s dessert. Jonathon discovers krazy kommercialz at the gym. Brad (unlike some people) get’s over his nerves to accomplish his many goals only to be thwarted by dummies at an overpriced film. We enjoy a Dramatic Reading from Ben Stein’s overly privileged and condescending diary. If you’re a Transforming robot put on your favorite cape and listen to our fun!
The Mendacity of Hope: Ramjack and the Useless Compromise of Tomorrow – Episode 57
Brad Cupples | 18. April, 2011
We give the box office rundown on Arthur, Hanna, Rango, Your Highness, and the horrifically sexist piece of crap “Sucker Punch”. Jonathon introduces us to a Super Creepo-Asleepo-Jeezo… it makes us weep-o.
The stray river cat invasion of 2011 continues and this time it’s personal. We also take a few minutes to examine some amazing advice from Cosmopolitan which gives us a panic attack.
And the amazing giveaway contest continues!
Love in a Tub: The Comical Revenge of Ramjack – Episode 47
Brad Cupples | 31. December, 2010
Despite some upsetting technical issues we deliver this amazing super special episode in which we take a look ahead to the entire slate of upcoming films for 2011 and speed through what will surely be the best and worst of our collective cinematic futures.
Also we learn about the magic of ice skating in a top hat, bowling in a top hat, enjoying dramatic readings from crazy people that don’t know the difference between creativity and a top hat, as well as receive a call from friend of the show
Fat Albert (who doesn’t have a top hat).
Ramjack: Attack on the Millennial Dream – Episode 41
Brad Cupples | 25. October, 2010
In another festive Halloween episode we take a dramatic visit to the General Mills Fortress of Marshmallow Horrors, fight through the freak show crowd at the “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” auditions, and Tackle Buffy The Vampire Slayer The Movie a.k.a. David Arquette goes on a coke binge. Also the situation room is a haunted house of terrifying corporate endeavors. Stephen Colbert consider this is my job application, W-2 to follow.
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