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Ramjack on Tornado Island: Twisters of Tomfoolerie – Episode 37
Brad Cupples | 1. September, 2010
An action packed ep featuring: Pants v Shorts (Hint: one is for men and one is for eight year old boys) Empty Nest Syndrome Mystery solved, “Ice cream day” = The most respectable day. Syfy’s “Mary Knows Best” gives us a panic attack, How to know if she’s into you, Writing Tips, World’s Greatest Human returns, hot-air balloons, clowns, and dark childhood memories surface.
Ramjack and the Tears of Orphans: A Recipe for Laughs -Episode 35
Brad Cupples | 18. July, 2010
Deal or No Deal? Super sketchy ultrasound contraceptive. Scariest condoms ever. Science squares up the awesomest aromas. Subway dogs and underground landscapes. Japanese wild and wacky water antics. “Fashion Forward” or “Hang it up, Mcgee”? Ramjack Dramatic Reading presents: “Mystey of the Missing Flash Drive” Plus a super celebratory Situation Room. Now 33% more American.
Pay no attention to the many events discussed that might or might not have possibly taken place at least a month ago.
Spring in your Step: A Connect The Dots with Ramjack – Episode 31
teamramjack | 10. May, 2010
Dove promises go awry, the military is training robots to be afraid of us, revolutionary sixth grade game, Stop Molesting children, 5&2 Dramatic Reading “letter to a young girl”, outdoor cats don’t have a chance, silent 7’s, as well as adventures in drugs and driving.
Ramjack and the Decorated Egg of Divinity: He is Risen – Episode 30
teamramjack | 20. April, 2010
It’s an Easter Spectacular! Welcome back baby jeezo. Dove Promises, Wisconsin are you ok? Ladies get a 5&2 slap to the mouth, meanwhile Catholics keep protecting wacko preds, A pocket for the 21st century, orangutan’s love hot tub danger sex, Pet adoption fan-fiction, We take baby jeezo to ikea and then introduce him to internet porn.
Island Predator Raw: The Stolen Innocence of Ramjack – Episode 28
teamramjack | 20. March, 2010
Another LOST special episode in which we speculate about the past and future of the Polar Bears, Sawyer and Miles “partnership”, and Kate’s inability to drive. Now with 400% more haikus!
Miles is crushing hard.
Where’s HIS sunflower and beer?
“Let me in, Partner.”
Ramjack and the Death of Father Time: A New Year’s Jubilee – Episode 25
Alexander Green | 18. January, 2010
Employ-of-the-month: FAIL. The science behind tiny sensitive hands is explored. Does the number four exist? Ask the 4&2’ers and prepare for an onslaught of idiocy. Surprise! Stress is not new. News Dealers are in your neighborhood and they are dealing news… to your KIDS! Drink Recipes for a new year. Build-a-bear-voodoo-Frankenstein-workshop is out to make a Horcrux from your toddler’s soul and there are people out there that want to steal those souls. BEWARE! We bring class with a Ramjack Dramatic Reading of the insanely awkward “Poetry of the Fae” The Situation Room is laden with faeries, thievery, bots, and guests.
Be careful with unparliamentarily language, lest you lose your position.