In this Congress approved episode we uncover the truth about the mobile blinder/lululemon conspiracy, send a strong warning to the terrorist Stephen King, and revel in the wackiest Who’s losing at Facebook for America ever! Mr. Belvedere gets tender when Wesley is sent to a seemingly expensive military school, and Saved by the Bell: The College Years proves that Kelly Kapowski is manic depressive bi-polar and shockingly open to suggestion.
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Alex is dangerously tempted by the sirens song of novelty cereal every time, Alexander Green, Basics of International Law, Being fucked by a horse, Ben Franklin, Bitch you cannot sing. Get off that chair and stop singing Santa Fe from Newsies, Blatant Sexism, Both George Washingtons, Brad Cupples, Call Chris Hansen on George watching these young cadets through the fence, College Freshman/Nurse Kelly Kapowski, Congress Approved It!, Context Clues, Cosplay is bonkers, Doesn't anyone understand how to use ellipses, Dr. Kelly, Dudes are the worst, Encyclopedia Masturbater, Fear based literature, Fuck the Britts, Fuck the troops, Fuck You Jeezos, Generation Extinction, Heroes, Hold this pressure point while I inject him with adrenaline...WHAT?!?, How many fucking mascots do you assholes need?, If this is any example of our brilliant soldiers... our soldiers are shockingly ill-educated morons, Iraq, It's a bird it's a plane it's superman, Japan... what are you thinking?, Jealousy is gross, Kelly is insanely susceptible to suggestion, Kevin is beginning to realize that his family hates him, Library Terror Tales, Losing at Citizenship, Losing at Civics, Losing at Facebook, Losing at History, lululemon, Military Special Day, Mobile blinders, Mr. Belvedere, NKU, Oranges are Awesome!, Ram Jack, Rapey Mascots, Sad-sack Superman, Saved by the Bell The College Years, Shit Happens... sometimes you illegally invade a sovereign country based on blatant lies, Skeeters, Society is built of Protection, Stephen King, Stephen King is a terrorist, Superman, The Cadet, The Proper Pants to be Prepared for all your Projects, The Ramjack Author Attack Van Squad, The Social Contract, This would be a normal restaurant if it wasn't for creepy dudes, translucent pants, Umm you don't have a new Jeezo Game... your shit is ridic and played out, ummm that is a hospital not a student health center, What is happening, Whodunnit, Yoga creepers, You don't get to arbitrarily invade sovereign countries, You're not a hero because you sign up for the military