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Episode 116 – Ramjack & The Revolt of the Strawmen Slaughter Sqaud
Brad Cupples | 6. December, 2012
This is the perfect podcast for your cheat month. Japan has invited the Burger King back into their realm of gross food festivities. There’s a new genre of literature and it’s officially the worst.
We check with Cosmo to find out if we’re Suckers or Psychics. The great values fam of the 80’s is having budget issues and Wesley finds love in a love con. Meanwhile Kelly escapes her dismal fast food future to join the Saved by the Bell The College Years crew at California College University School.
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Thanksgiving Episode – Ramjack and the Amazing Maize Maze of Befuddlement
Brad Cupples | 28. November, 2012
It’s a super special holiday-a-palooza! We check in with Claire to see if she is asleep or losing at Sports Facts. We discuss the National Dog Show, rad 80’s commercials, and crown “World’s Greatest Human 2012” Then we venture into the wilderness to see real live Jeezo sluts, werewolves, zombies, and scandal whilst searching for Black Friday bargains.
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More fun than a briefcase drill team… but really, what isn’t?
Episode 115 – Ramjack vs Iku-Turso and the legion of Octopus Warriors
Brad Cupples | 24. November, 2012
Alex has got Animal Facts and Female Fantasy Facts. Brad is fighting internet scrapes. There’s an old woman in New York that is a professional panic attack instigator. We discuss the ongoing pie war of 2012… that no one knows and/or cares about. Hilariously crazy internet dramz leads to a discussion of art by sensible educated people that aren’t fucking idiots. George catches up with a really old flame and we finally dip into the pilot episode of Saved by the Bell: The College Years.
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And wait to see if someone storms off in a huff!
Episode 114 – Ramjack and the Panic of the Robot Cocktail Party
Brad Cupples | 14. November, 2012
Kids are running amok and giving us Summer Camp Nightmares and we demand cold hard JUSTICE!
Potato Parties are all the rage in Japan and Ronald McDonald doesn’t know what to do about it.
Some not-so-classy monkeys are slumming it on the sly. There’s a nerdlinger murder alert for parts of Florida. Our pal Keith pops in to extol the virtues of brand loyalty and we shed a teary farewell as Mr. Belvedere is deported and the final episode of Saved by the Bell comes to a close.
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Or be forced to cross the rope bridge!
Episode 113 – Rock Monster Reverie: The Grinning Gargoyle of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 7. November, 2012
Brad is baffled when he learns that there are apparently well-adjusted normal families that like each other and go to horror movies together… or any movies. Archie wins a free murder! Shocking science news reveals what terrors the olds have planned for us and Alex prepares to concede to the dolphins. Brad meets more crazy talking random weirdos. Steve Guttenberg is unwrapping presents and being sexually harassed by Allen Carr. Things take a dramatic turn as Mr Belvedere has been deported and the Saved by the Bell Kids finally graduate high school.
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It’s Dolphin free… for now.
Episode 112 – Deadly Daddy Demon Daycare: Ramjack & The Alliteration of Stale Ideas
Brad Cupples | 30. October, 2012
We have both seen a grip of films including the most sexist movie ever and Alex finally sees the worst movie ever made. Old People LOVE grocery stores. Sadsack losers post their awkward terrible relationship texts on the internet for our amusement. Belvedere faces mortality, George hangs with devil worshipers, and Heather asks Kevin to wear a sexy costume. Amateur-junior-scientist Angie Harmon and Doctor David Hasselhoff track down a vampire at the old cemented up police station.
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Episode 111 – Behold the Forever Vacuum: The Shedding Werewolf of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 18. October, 2012
Smile tech days turn into frowny face “fuck you’s” in this rage packed episode of Ramjack. The curse of Sutekh continues it’s mighty reign now with 100% more arbitrary language censorship. Alchemy is real, Mice are losing their skin, and Barry can’t stop agreeing with the GOP. Mr. Belvedere takes a horrifically dark turn into sexism and date rape. Angie Harmon chases a mummy whilst Doctor David Hasselhoff literally listens to dust on Baywatch Nights.
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Episode 110 – Ramjack: In the Forest of the Evil Mindu
Brad Cupples | 11. October, 2012
Behold a shiny new episode bounds into your life! Alex brings animal facts about our new Dolphin Overlords, Brad falls victim to an evil prophecy foretold over 4,000 years ago. The smartest kid in the world has some revolutionary new game and Steve Guttenberg loses his virginity. Mr. Belvedere goes to crazy town with Robert Goulet and we finish our journey into the Tori Universe on Saved by the Bell.
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Episode 109 – Ramjack: Semi-Professional Spirit Investigators and Ornathologists for Hire
Brad Cupples | 4. October, 2012
Strifes and Strubles abound as Jon is acousted by charities and Brad is watching his tech die before his eyes. We battle the Bing Translator and enter the Halloween season with Doctor David Hasselhoff and Angie Harmon fighting off glowing amoeba monsters, Redneck Ghosts, and mild concussions. Grab a seat and learn about ghost birds and stories that aren’t stories.
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Before we launch the self-destruct sequence
Episode 108 – Song of Steel: The Battlement of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 27. September, 2012
KABLAMO! It’s a fresh new episode of Ramjack chock full of life gifts and strong generic-non-specific energies that are sure to affect you spiritually… whatever the fuck that means. Alex brings the phrase of the week, Brad discovers the most confusing fun ever, and cinema ninjas are on patrol and fighting for the rights of all the dreamers. Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style is a series of panic attacks and statutory rape. Evan’s Grandmother completely loses her mind for our amusement.
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It’s full of powerful spiritual energy.