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Episode 108 – Song of Steel: The Battlement of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 27. September, 2012
KABLAMO! It’s a fresh new episode of Ramjack chock full of life gifts and strong generic-non-specific energies that are sure to affect you spiritually… whatever the fuck that means. Alex brings the phrase of the week, Brad discovers the most confusing fun ever, and cinema ninjas are on patrol and fighting for the rights of all the dreamers. Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style is a series of panic attacks and statutory rape. Evan’s Grandmother completely loses her mind for our amusement.
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It’s full of powerful spiritual energy.
Episode 107 – Ramjack A Question of Despair: Who Knows The Future?
Brad Cupples | 17. September, 2012
Alex is back from his adventures with new tales, Brad is contemplating his uneasy truce with the weather. Your drunkest Romanian Friend might be planning on stealing your bride. We begin our journey with the first two chapters of “The Guttenberg Bible” A very special Mr. Belvedere takes a dark turn with some sad olds, Saved by the Bell brings us another clip show, and we prepare to launch a new Network and by Network we mean empire.
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Sugar Grams are welcome.
The Second Annual Ramjack 9/11 Pageant: A Cliched Jingoistic Scream from Planet Earth’s Greatest Nation Wrapped in Fetishistic Nationalism as Baby Jesus Always Intended It
Brad Cupples | 16. September, 2012
It looks like we forgot.. or maybe that’s what THEY want you to think.
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It’s a great place for not forgetting together.
Episode 105 – Ramjack and the Crystal Robin Dilemma: A Paternal Pandemonium
Brad Cupples | 29. August, 2012
Ramjack days turn into Ramjack nights as we check our focal point and discuss Hallucination Horses, Shifty German Zookeepers, and the terrifying murderous intent of nature. Stickers look delicious to 9/11 year-olds. Mr. Belvedere teaches us the importance of back-up bangs and we learn that only weirdos are scared of earthquakes on Saved by the Bell.
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It will be used as a memorial after one or both of us die, which surely can’t be too far down the road.
Episode 104 – Ramjack and the Lost Secrets of the Jungle King Castle
Brad Cupples | 11. August, 2012
It’s a super chill episode in which we discuss Alex’s latest Summer Camp adventures with the 9/11 year olds and a grip of terrifying creatures that teach real life Animal Facts… the hard way. We chat about The Dark Knight Rises and Bane’s future Broadway Career. The Fifty Shades Generator is a horrific and beautiful find that leads to fun and games.
Join us as we delve once again into the Larger Locks Literary Lounge as we discuss President James Garfield, Charles Guiteau, Alexander Graham Bell, and Dr. Doctor Bliss M.D. Creationists don’t understand electricity or science… or much of anything really (because they are fucking insane and have only a tenious ) And we solve a Mystery!
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It’s fueled by electricity from the sun… because that’s where it comes from, I guess?
Episode 102 – Crime Busting Buddies: The Heroics of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 27. July, 2012
Alex has theoretically heard some second hand animal facts, Brad discovers some terrible new products and finds new ways to escape the panic. Columbus isn’t as mediocre as one might expect, Mitt Romney is a felon and still has less personality than a vacuum cleaner with a twitter account. Privatization brings back debtors prisons, USA USA USA! Mr. Belvedere directs Gilbert and Sulivan and Saved by the Bell takes granny rap to it’s next logical step of torture.
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Still a 100% Dramz Free Zone.
Episode 100 – The Centennial Phantom Folio of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 6. July, 2012
We’ve been fighting for the rights of all the dreamers for over three years and 100 episodes. In this celebratory podcast Alex reports in on all the wild and wacky happenings of Summer Camp. Brad learns that he should never leave his sun bunker without Chris Hansen’s assistance. Scandalous tales are told. Also, the results of the contest to decide the fate of the Ramjack Empire are in!
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Where you are free to discuss this episode and so much more.
Episode 98 – Ramjack and the Prophecy of the Mouse-Man Saboteur
Brad Cupples | 14. June, 2012
We’ve been at this for three years, but there’s no time to luxuriate in celebrations as we discuss the shenanigans, tomfooleries, and goings on leading to the 2012 Cincinnati Fringe Festival, confused audiences in search of thereapy, and private command performances. Belvedere fights off rape… again, and Saved by the Bell is Just Bonkers as the Tori Universe gives us yet another themed dance.
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You could get a private command performance!
Episode 97 – Arsenic Age Dreams in the Country Kitchen of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 6. June, 2012
Stop telling jokes and throwing out pickup lines. Pop into your local lending library for a puppy or two and then sit back and hear about the virtues of White-Supremacy from everyone’s favorite deeply literate, funny, and incisive writer ‘Old Derb’ Brad’s Optometrist is going to murder him. Alex hangs out at the worst fucking place on planet Earth. The Mr. Belvedere Valentine’s Day episode is just as awkward and incestuous as you would guess and Saved by The Bell blows our mind with the revelation of the shuttle-bus. We attempt to decipher backlogged voicemail and prep for a birthday-pick-a-palooza
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Our Card Catalogue is chock-a-block full of the best new puppies!
Episode 93 – Homage to a Swindler: The Autobiography of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 21. March, 2012
Oh snap! It’s a super special episode for you and other humans! People are sharing shitty secrets and we do not know why. Things get incredibly heated in the Ramjack Larger Locks Literary Lounge™ as we talk about the ineptitude of George Washington and lying bitches that pretend to read books but are clearly incompetent with uselessly fragile egos. Luckily Alirio drops by to cool things down as we discuss his birthday pick “Phantom of the Paradise” and learn all about skylight voyeurism and devil contracts from our pal Birdman Winslow.
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