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Episode 115 – Ramjack vs Iku-Turso and the legion of Octopus Warriors
Brad Cupples | 24. November, 2012
Alex has got Animal Facts and Female Fantasy Facts. Brad is fighting internet scrapes. There’s an old woman in New York that is a professional panic attack instigator. We discuss the ongoing pie war of 2012… that no one knows and/or cares about. Hilariously crazy internet dramz leads to a discussion of art by sensible educated people that aren’t fucking idiots. George catches up with a really old flame and we finally dip into the pilot episode of Saved by the Bell: The College Years.
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Episode 110 – Ramjack: In the Forest of the Evil Mindu
Brad Cupples | 11. October, 2012
Behold a shiny new episode bounds into your life! Alex brings animal facts about our new Dolphin Overlords, Brad falls victim to an evil prophecy foretold over 4,000 years ago. The smartest kid in the world has some revolutionary new game and Steve Guttenberg loses his virginity. Mr. Belvedere goes to crazy town with Robert Goulet and we finish our journey into the Tori Universe on Saved by the Bell.
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Episode 109 – Ramjack: Semi-Professional Spirit Investigators and Ornathologists for Hire
Brad Cupples | 4. October, 2012
Strifes and Strubles abound as Jon is acousted by charities and Brad is watching his tech die before his eyes. We battle the Bing Translator and enter the Halloween season with Doctor David Hasselhoff and Angie Harmon fighting off glowing amoeba monsters, Redneck Ghosts, and mild concussions. Grab a seat and learn about ghost birds and stories that aren’t stories.
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Episode 108 – Song of Steel: The Battlement of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 27. September, 2012
KABLAMO! It’s a fresh new episode of Ramjack chock full of life gifts and strong generic-non-specific energies that are sure to affect you spiritually… whatever the fuck that means. Alex brings the phrase of the week, Brad discovers the most confusing fun ever, and cinema ninjas are on patrol and fighting for the rights of all the dreamers. Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style is a series of panic attacks and statutory rape. Evan’s Grandmother completely loses her mind for our amusement.
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It’s full of powerful spiritual energy.
Episode 95 – Ramjack and the Crisis of the Shadow-Man Mirror-People
Brad Cupples | 24. April, 2012
Hey remember Easter? We do. Barry-san be praised! We are prepping for Vatican III i.e., No Vatican. Grab a glass of your finest aged urine and mouthful of dirt we’ve got a slew of new addicts and a couple of well placed halibuts. The coffee shops are filled with terrifying weirdos and walking cliches. We test our likelihood to become alcoholics. We’re eating bugs, all of us… and no amount of alcohol or showering can change it.
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Episode 94 – Blizzard Battalion Bloodshed: Ramjack and the Invisible Icemen of Death
Brad Cupples | 7. April, 2012
Back in Action with a warning: Beware the Werewolves… and the dolphins… and any other animal that totes weaponry. South Carolina Republicans somehow lower the bar for common sense. We watch some horrific re-enactments from awful lying liars in the E.R. Netflix plays some wacky shenanigans with Saved by the Bell. The Turks are demanding Cami Secrets for Chess Tournaments. We double down and watch the exciting pair of episodes of Mr. Belvedere and Saved by the Bell known as “The Will” and no one knows how to dress themselves.
We launch an exciting new contest and solve our first Mystery Minute!
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Episode 92 – Grizzly Hunting Gadabouts: Ramjack in the Forest of Chance
Brad Cupples | 11. March, 2012
Grab your breakfast ice cream and join us for an exciting new episode! Old timey seeds are here and they and they don’t understand our generation’s music. Japanese Boyfriends list their greviences and take comfort in Asian Jeezo, despite his fratricide. We meet a slew of the most terrifying new friends when Alex is again forced to play America’s Favorite Game: “Strange Addict OR Smells like a Halibut” Brad drinks the most expensive Starbucks drink ever and Alex explores “The Colony.” Chapter Three of “The Belvedere and the Butterfly” carries us further down the rabbit hole and reunites us with an old friend. We hit upon a very special episode of Mr. Belvedere and learn all about AIDS and the Saved by the Bell Crew rests on their laurels with a Valentine’s Day Clip show.
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Episode 84 – Ramjack and the Prince of Mediocre Sacrifices: A Messiah Story
Brad Cupples | 20. December, 2011
An epic Holiday episode is here to fill your digital stocking, Brad is wheelin’, dealin’ and conquering the amazon. Alex is fighting children, making connections at starbucks and dealing out harsh criticism. Jon Pernisek sends us amazing Fanfiction. Morgan Freeman makes a special appearance. We learn about the unfortunate fate of Rich Little and Dana Carvey. Belvedere turns it up to eleven and Saved by the Bell finally let’s Mario Lopez come out of the closet.
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It’s where snowmen come to life… and seek political asylum!
Episode 83 – Heated Disease Trough: A Ramjack Family Buffet
Brad Cupples | 12. December, 2011
Looking to have fun in church? Try The Baby Jeezo Sexy-Time Party Pew, it’s not gonna make churchgoing more sensible but it might just get you a Grand-Slam at Denny’s. We watch the preview of TLC’s Virgin Diaries and have a full out panic attack. Meanwhile the Japanese are getting Deja-Ew from a grip of unordered pizzas. Belevedere confirms our suspension on all fronts and Zack plots to escape detention with his giant brick phone on Saved by The Bell.
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Monster free and more fun than a Denny’s.
Episode 81 – Whoopsie Daisies: The Slaughter Pits of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 28. November, 2011
The all powerful stalk of corn has demanded we deliver this fresh episode unto you. Brad deals with his impending psychosis and Alex reports in on his favorite film: Twilight: Breaking Precipice of Dawn Time Night Vampire Moon Part One of Twelve. Mr. Belvedere takes a dark turn into the scary world of addiction and Tori wrecks inter-dimensional havoc in our favorite sci-fi program Saved by the Bell. We finally receive our first series of drunk voicemails. Hurrah!
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