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Episode 112 – Deadly Daddy Demon Daycare: Ramjack & The Alliteration of Stale Ideas
Brad Cupples | 30. October, 2012
We have both seen a grip of films including the most sexist movie ever and Alex finally sees the worst movie ever made. Old People LOVE grocery stores. Sadsack losers post their awkward terrible relationship texts on the internet for our amusement. Belvedere faces mortality, George hangs with devil worshipers, and Heather asks Kevin to wear a sexy costume. Amateur-junior-scientist Angie Harmon and Doctor David Hasselhoff track down a vampire at the old cemented up police station.
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Episode 111 – Behold the Forever Vacuum: The Shedding Werewolf of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 18. October, 2012
Smile tech days turn into frowny face “fuck you’s” in this rage packed episode of Ramjack. The curse of Sutekh continues it’s mighty reign now with 100% more arbitrary language censorship. Alchemy is real, Mice are losing their skin, and Barry can’t stop agreeing with the GOP. Mr. Belvedere takes a horrifically dark turn into sexism and date rape. Angie Harmon chases a mummy whilst Doctor David Hasselhoff literally listens to dust on Baywatch Nights.
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Episode 102 – Crime Busting Buddies: The Heroics of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 27. July, 2012
Alex has theoretically heard some second hand animal facts, Brad discovers some terrible new products and finds new ways to escape the panic. Columbus isn’t as mediocre as one might expect, Mitt Romney is a felon and still has less personality than a vacuum cleaner with a twitter account. Privatization brings back debtors prisons, USA USA USA! Mr. Belvedere directs Gilbert and Sulivan and Saved by the Bell takes granny rap to it’s next logical step of torture.
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Episode 97 – Arsenic Age Dreams in the Country Kitchen of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 6. June, 2012
Stop telling jokes and throwing out pickup lines. Pop into your local lending library for a puppy or two and then sit back and hear about the virtues of White-Supremacy from everyone’s favorite deeply literate, funny, and incisive writer ‘Old Derb’ Brad’s Optometrist is going to murder him. Alex hangs out at the worst fucking place on planet Earth. The Mr. Belvedere Valentine’s Day episode is just as awkward and incestuous as you would guess and Saved by The Bell blows our mind with the revelation of the shuttle-bus. We attempt to decipher backlogged voicemail and prep for a birthday-pick-a-palooza
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Episode 94 – Blizzard Battalion Bloodshed: Ramjack and the Invisible Icemen of Death
Brad Cupples | 7. April, 2012
Back in Action with a warning: Beware the Werewolves… and the dolphins… and any other animal that totes weaponry. South Carolina Republicans somehow lower the bar for common sense. We watch some horrific re-enactments from awful lying liars in the E.R. Netflix plays some wacky shenanigans with Saved by the Bell. The Turks are demanding Cami Secrets for Chess Tournaments. We double down and watch the exciting pair of episodes of Mr. Belvedere and Saved by the Bell known as “The Will” and no one knows how to dress themselves.
We launch an exciting new contest and solve our first Mystery Minute!
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Episode 92 – Grizzly Hunting Gadabouts: Ramjack in the Forest of Chance
Brad Cupples | 11. March, 2012
Grab your breakfast ice cream and join us for an exciting new episode! Old timey seeds are here and they and they don’t understand our generation’s music. Japanese Boyfriends list their greviences and take comfort in Asian Jeezo, despite his fratricide. We meet a slew of the most terrifying new friends when Alex is again forced to play America’s Favorite Game: “Strange Addict OR Smells like a Halibut” Brad drinks the most expensive Starbucks drink ever and Alex explores “The Colony.” Chapter Three of “The Belvedere and the Butterfly” carries us further down the rabbit hole and reunites us with an old friend. We hit upon a very special episode of Mr. Belvedere and learn all about AIDS and the Saved by the Bell Crew rests on their laurels with a Valentine’s Day Clip show.
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Episode 88 – Ramjack and the Paper Mache Bayonets of Terror
Brad Cupples | 3. February, 2012
Alex tries to kill Brad. He survives and declares himself arbiter of all that is right and wrong. People are using shopping carts wrong. We grab our black diamonds and tune into the far future with shocking accuracy. We delve into the second chapter of some epic inter-dimensional fanfiction. Belvedere proves Marcia is a terrible student and a worse mother and the kids on Saved by The Bell get class rings and make hugely questionable plans of action.
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Episode 87 – Ramjack and the Credit Default Body Swap
Brad Cupples | 24. January, 2012
We are back in action… and this time we’re serious! Learn some terrifying Animal Facts from the Tower of London, Sports Facts abound from and Brad begins his improv correspondence course. George Washington’s Mother is an insufferable bitch, Martha Washington has an intrepid spirit, but Black Jack takes the cake! Kim Jong Un has a grip of super powers but he’s slacking on his language study. Mr. Belvedere is throwing some revolutionary game and The Saved by the Bell Kids learn a valuable lesson about not being shitty liars. Also we receive super awesome Solstice Gifts!!
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Episode 82 – Cranberry Capers: A Ramjack Holiday Heist
Brad Cupples | 4. December, 2011
Happy Holidays! If you like dog shows, THIS EPISODE IS FOR YOU. We give our Thanksgiving sports reports, Check in with Claire, and join World’s Greatest Human Elizabeth Berkley and the Christmas Creep in the epic Hallmark Movie “Lucky Christmas”. We are riveted by the National Dog Show and all of it’s awesomeness. Hot New Movies are pitched and vocabulary lessons are taught. Our Black Friday bargain adventures and missed connections are chronicled as well.
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Episode 81 – Whoopsie Daisies: The Slaughter Pits of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 28. November, 2011
The all powerful stalk of corn has demanded we deliver this fresh episode unto you. Brad deals with his impending psychosis and Alex reports in on his favorite film: Twilight: Breaking Precipice of Dawn Time Night Vampire Moon Part One of Twelve. Mr. Belvedere takes a dark turn into the scary world of addiction and Tori wrecks inter-dimensional havoc in our favorite sci-fi program Saved by the Bell. We finally receive our first series of drunk voicemails. Hurrah!
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