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Curse of the Pentagram Moon: The Bite of Ramjack – Episode 42
Brad Cupples | 29. October, 2010
We see you Hoarding those Pumpkins. It’s Halloween and BooBerry is judging you with his jaunty eyebrow.
As we prep for our trip to Washington D.C. we still find time to ask the hard questions. Have you found love in a bakery, at the hands of a scary Slovenian sadist robot, or with a creepy clown? …Because someone has.
We talk about an epic triple feature of “Paranormal Activity”, The Asylum knock-off “Paranormal Entity” & “Paranormal Activity 2” Also join us for our Super Special
Cedric-Centric Situation Room.
Don’t forget to vote Nov. 2nd
Ramjack: Attack on the Millennial Dream – Episode 41
Brad Cupples | 25. October, 2010
In another festive Halloween episode we take a dramatic visit to the General Mills Fortress of Marshmallow Horrors, fight through the freak show crowd at the “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” auditions, and Tackle Buffy The Vampire Slayer The Movie a.k.a. David Arquette goes on a coke binge. Also the situation room is a haunted house of terrifying corporate endeavors. Stephen Colbert consider this is my job application, W-2 to follow.
Contact us –unless you’re a scaredy cat. Now with 300% more Halloween themed cereal than other podcasts!
Saucy Summer Serenade with Ramjack – Episode 40
Brad Cupples | 18. October, 2010
It’s our epic rundown of the Summer Movies of 2010 with special in-studio guest Jon Pernisek. No stone is left unturned as we break it down week by week. Who gave the go ahead to Charlie St. Cloud? Did “Babies” give you a panic attack? Who were the assholes that went to see “Grown-ups”? Let us know. Come forth and witness what will surely be the birth of the Marmacast!
Enjoy it with your ears, your hearts, and your mind-hole.
Kiss of the Mantis: Ramjack the Incorrigible – Episode 39
Brad Cupples | 10. October, 2010
We start gearing up for the Halloween Season with the terror that is cheese in the wild plus bacteria and parasite infested water sources, A super-freaky freak accident. Christine O’Donnell = crazy, 13yr old toddlers face 9/11 style terror attacks, Bump will kill us all if the lack of hand-washing doesn’t. Master of Disguise and Birdhouses Terry O’Quinn kills some fams in “The Stepfather”, The Situation room unleashes a spirit of vengeance as well as an Apple Bobbin’ Massacre. Plus the Enigmaster threatens our well-being with his quarrelsome conundrums and cruel queries. Are we affraid? No way, Jose!
Smile for Hepatitis: Ramjack at the Fair! – Episode 38
Brad Cupples | 20. September, 2010
Science: Phony baloney’s are sly and sexy cheaters. Stuffed animals and children begat of vegetation bred for slave labor and rescued by an industrious latch-key kid with deep coffers = A Marketing Bonanza. Confessions: Animal Hoarding takes us to a dark place… a dark crazy Serbian war-zone-like place. Santa wants you to smoke some sweet sweet nicotine and stop hitting your kids. Sylvester Stallone is an extreme enforcer of “The Law”/Wannabe Food Critic in the 1986 Action Romp “Cobra” based on the novel Fair Game by Paula Gosling from a concept by Sapphire. Now with 900% more Night-Slashing. The situation room LOVES it when a plan comes together and we party like it’s 1999.
Ramjack on Tornado Island: Twisters of Tomfoolerie – Episode 37
Brad Cupples | 1. September, 2010
An action packed ep featuring: Pants v Shorts (Hint: one is for men and one is for eight year old boys) Empty Nest Syndrome Mystery solved, “Ice cream day” = The most respectable day. Syfy’s “Mary Knows Best” gives us a panic attack, How to know if she’s into you, Writing Tips, World’s Greatest Human returns, hot-air balloons, clowns, and dark childhood memories surface.
Ramjack & The Year of Infinite Plunder -Episode 36
Brad Cupples | 17. August, 2010
The official one year anniversary episode accept no substitutes. In this super special cavalcade of entertainments we find better uses for Chinese crippled chimp chicken killers and magic custard metal as well as unravel the curious enigma that is Kim Kardashian quixotic rise to quasi fame, Discuss the classic 1980 Steve Gutenberg / Village People Collaboration: “Can’t Stop the Music” and hop into some particularly dangerous situations.
Pay no attention to the many events discussed that might or might not have possibly taken place over a month ago.
Polar Bear Rampage: Reflections with Ramjack – Episode 33
teamramjack | 6. June, 2010
It’s over and it’s been a long wild road, kids. We take a moment from our grieving to discuss the final episode of Lost and try to figure out why ABC cut all the polar bear footage. Also we flashback to mid 4th season with Mike “Too-Tall-Tilly” Miller to get some exciting predictions that will never happen… or will they?
Ramjack and the Roving Reporters of Revelation: Island Edition! – Episode 25.5
Alexander Green | 30. January, 2010
It’s a special mini-episode and we explore the spoils of the Lost Final Season Sweepstakes. Note: Contains Minor Spoilers if you have had your head completely in the sand. Brad’s Life completely intersects with the Lost and he loses grip with reality.We also explore new means of product placement, possible Polar Bear pairings, and Lost Spin-off sitcoms. It’s a full out Island Adventure Bonanza!
Go Pinus!
Ramjack and the Death of Father Time: A New Year’s Jubilee – Episode 25
Alexander Green | 18. January, 2010
Employ-of-the-month: FAIL. The science behind tiny sensitive hands is explored. Does the number four exist? Ask the 4&2’ers and prepare for an onslaught of idiocy. Surprise! Stress is not new. News Dealers are in your neighborhood and they are dealing news… to your KIDS! Drink Recipes for a new year. Build-a-bear-voodoo-Frankenstein-workshop is out to make a Horcrux from your toddler’s soul and there are people out there that want to steal those souls. BEWARE! We bring class with a Ramjack Dramatic Reading of the insanely awkward “Poetry of the Fae” The Situation Room is laden with faeries, thievery, bots, and guests.
Be careful with unparliamentarily language, lest you lose your position.