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Episode 107 – Ramjack A Question of Despair: Who Knows The Future?
| 17. September, 2012

Alex is back from his adventures with new tales, Brad is contemplating his uneasy truce with the weather. Your drunkest Romanian Friend might be planning on stealing your bride. We begin our journey with the first two chapters of “The Guttenberg Bible” A very special Mr. Belvedere takes a dark turn with some sad olds, Saved by the Bell brings us another clip show, and we prepare to launch a new Network and by Network we mean empire.

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Listen to Episode 107 – 2:13:24

The Second Annual Ramjack 9/11 Pageant: A Cliched Jingoistic Scream from Planet Earth’s Greatest Nation Wrapped in Fetishistic Nationalism as Baby Jesus Always Intended It
| 16. September, 2012

It looks like we forgot.. or maybe that’s what THEY want you to think.

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Episode 106 – Canis Unbound: Ramjack and the Beast Fright Fighters
| 10. September, 2012

The National Guard of the Hyper-Militarized States of ‘Merica tries to thwart Brad and his attempts to walk down the sidewalk in a police-state. Claire dons communal bacteria regalia for krazy kayak adventures. We join our pals Angie Harmon and Dr. David Hasselhoff as they battle mediocre aliens, mutants in parallel futures, and cd-rom archers from the Kalderash Clan when Baywatch Days turn into Baywatch Nights.

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Listen to Episode 106 – 1:57:35

Episode 105 – Ramjack and the Crystal Robin Dilemma: A Paternal Pandemonium
| 29. August, 2012

Ramjack days turn into Ramjack nights as we check our focal point and discuss Hallucination Horses, Shifty German Zookeepers, and the terrifying murderous intent of nature. Stickers look delicious to 9/11 year-olds. Mr. Belvedere teaches us the importance of back-up bangs and we learn that only weirdos are scared of earthquakes on Saved by the Bell.

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It will be used as a memorial after one or both of us die, which surely can’t be too far down the road.

Listen to Episode 105 – 2:08:37

Episode 104 – Ramjack and the Lost Secrets of the Jungle King Castle
| 11. August, 2012

It’s a super chill episode in which we discuss Alex’s latest Summer Camp adventures with the 9/11 year olds and a grip of terrifying creatures that teach real life Animal Facts… the hard way. We chat about The Dark Knight Rises and Bane’s future Broadway Career. The Fifty Shades Generator is a horrific and beautiful find that leads to fun and games.
Join us as we delve once again into the Larger Locks Literary Lounge as we discuss President James Garfield, Charles Guiteau, Alexander Graham Bell, and Dr. Doctor Bliss M.D. Creationists don’t understand electricity or science… or much of anything really (because they are fucking insane and have only a tenious ) And we solve a Mystery!

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It’s fueled by electricity from the sun… because that’s where it comes from, I guess?

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Episode 103 – Winter Shenanigans: An Inappropriately Timed Yule Festivity with Ramjack
| 31. July, 2012

Grab your hot cocoa and a hot dog it’s Xmas in July! When we promise something 57 episodes ago we deliver it… Eventually. In this Holiday-a-palooza we finally break down and discuss “Santa Claus: The Movie”, the story of a satanic bargain gone awry, and venture into an even darker realm with “Christmas with a Capital ‘C'” A Christian holiday movie where we are meant to root for the Christians as they subvert law, human decency, and basic reasoning just to maintain a stranglehold on a dying Alaskan community.
We also enjoy another battle of “Friendship versus the Bing Translator”, a game of skill, awareness, and context clues!

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Listen to Episode 103 – 2:26:49

Episode 102 – Crime Busting Buddies: The Heroics of Ramjack
| 27. July, 2012

Alex has theoretically heard some second hand animal facts, Brad discovers some terrible new products and finds new ways to escape the panic. Columbus isn’t as mediocre as one might expect, Mitt Romney is a felon and still has less personality than a vacuum cleaner with a twitter account. Privatization brings back debtors prisons, USA USA USA! Mr. Belvedere directs Gilbert and Sulivan and Saved by the Bell takes granny rap to it’s next logical step of torture.

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Still a 100% Dramz Free Zone.

Listen to Episode 102 – 2:26:49

Episode 101 – Ramjack: Doctor of Madness M.D.
| 15. July, 2012

The ghost of Alex goes on family adventures, Brad fills up your summer reading list and gives the latest updates on Harry Belafonte. We play “Who’s Losing at Facebook” the game where every contestant is a loser and we spot panic attacks aplenty in pools and restaurants. Mr. Belvedere and George have a sexy romantic evening… for realzies. Saved by the Bell almost kills us with bizarre fashion, black magicks, and unnecessary cross dressing.

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Listen to Episode 101 – 2:09:01

Episode 100 – The Centennial Phantom Folio of Ramjack
| 6. July, 2012

We’ve been fighting for the rights of all the dreamers for over three years and 100 episodes. In this celebratory podcast Alex reports in on all the wild and wacky happenings of Summer Camp. Brad learns that he should never leave his sun bunker without Chris Hansen’s assistance. Scandalous tales are told. Also, the results of the contest to decide the fate of the Ramjack Empire are in!

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Listen to Episode 100 – 2:31:53

Episode 99 – Torture of the Torrid Timebomb: The Heatstroke of Ramjack
| 24. June, 2012

It’s episode 99… Farewell double digits! Jon Pernisek joins us while Alex is off dealing with this years crop of 9/11 year olds. We discuss the awesomeness of Harry Belafonte in the Larger Locks Literary Lounge. We also spend a moment on the insanely horrific and insipid movie, Prometheus. A film that revels in it’s anti-science pro-nonsense message to the point you can almost see the phantom of Kirk Cameron’s hand shoved up Damon Lindeloff’s ass. Dreams and Films are interpreted and Belvedere is visited by a lot of Amish stock footage, and Saved by the Bell has its final dance at the lamest prom ever.

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Listen to Episode 99 – 2:11:51

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