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Episode 69 – Ramjack and the Pioneering Pioneers: Fun on the Frontier
Brad Cupples | 16. August, 2011
In this super special episode we decide that criers need to announce themselves. Alex finally tells us about his amazing summer camp shenanigans and learn about the travails of those wacky little 9/11 year-olds and their desperate need for sixth meal. Non-professionals demand to perform entertainments to the dismay of everyone on the planet. We play an exciting game of “Strange Addict OR Smells like Halibut” in which we meet a bakers dozen of the most panic inducing crazies that TLC could find. Glamour magazine gives some really great practical advice to the ladies. Ramjack guides you like an arrow, straight to the mark. Brave hearts! Fighting for the rights of all the dreamers.
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Episode 68 – Ramjack and the Catapult of Masculine Power
Brad Cupples | 7. August, 2011
We’ve seen a lot of movies and we are going to talk about them. You get to listen. It’s just that simple.
Jon goes out of his way to try and convince Brad and Alex to see “The Tree of Life”. Furtive glances and skeptical looks are exchanged. Captain America throws his mighty shield and we learn how unglamorous that ever-lovin’ Hulk is. Attack the Block is fine and dandy but is probably not the greatest film ever created despite what internet wackadoos think. Sylvester Stallone is Lion and Kevin James is Zookeeper. Some people are opposed to talking animals others are enthralled and happily awaiting more in the future. Transformers 3 is much more fun with booze! Smuggle some fun into your next 3D Excursion! In other news the Harry Potter series is finally over. Hoorah!
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Episode 67 – Ramjack and the Ice Cream Vendor of Doom: Twin-Pops of Fury
Brad Cupples | 26. July, 2011
Need to beat the heat? Listen to these cool cats! Alex is off camping but Jon and Brad are battling the summer slump. Shorts are still inappropriate for grown men, even if you are pretending to be a pizza. The new Spider-Man trailer is here and we can definitely say, It’s going to be another one, again. Freakshow season returns our wacky old pals “My Strange Addiction” and “Hoarders.” People are bitching about Netflix because that’s what people like to do. We get bogged down in statistical polling but cheer up by playing a new game about death.
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Episode 65 – Backyard Beelzebub: The Ramjack Cookout Bananza
Brad Cupples | 9. July, 2011
We’re celebrating our 2 year anniversary! Alex has a big time superstar celebrity sighting. He also reports in on other people’s dessert. Jonathon discovers krazy kommercialz at the gym. Brad (unlike some people) get’s over his nerves to accomplish his many goals only to be thwarted by dummies at an overpriced film. We enjoy a Dramatic Reading from Ben Stein’s overly privileged and condescending diary. If you’re a Transforming robot put on your favorite cape and listen to our fun!
Episode 64 – Spaceman Murder Syndrome: The Diagnosis of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 1. July, 2011
The Golden Eagle is coming for you and everyone you love! Supposing you survive that maybe you can take a swim with the Kangaroo. Alex is here to give you all the animal facts you crave whilst Brad is prepped with a scholarly history of capers and caprices. Double Summer Camp Shenanigans are being preparred and Alex will be dealing with smart kids that bamboozle him and dumb kids that are going to get pregnant under his supervision. We talk about our awesome experience at a film screening (Hint: Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake might just have found true love!) and make our first bold hearty attempt to see “Transformers 3: Invitation to the Dark Side of The Robot Night Eclipse with the Bad Guys that Get’em” for some reason.
Episode 63 – Ramjack: Caught in the Glue of Time
Brad Cupples | 25. June, 2011
Alex is a goddamn filthy degenerate liar, Jon is again mocked by crappy improvisers, and Brad is given some hot tips from non-economically priced throat lozenges. The Contest Winner and their giant box of loot is finally announced. We hit the cinema to catch up on the summer blockbusters: The X-men First Class, The Super 8, The Green Lantern, and The Bridesmaids. Things get a little emotional and a little frightening as we say goodbye to our dear friend, the consumate pedophile, Charles and end our Charles in Charge rewatch.
Episode 62 – Ramjack and the Song of the Melancholy Horse Trainer
Brad Cupples | 12. June, 2011
Grab your favorite economically priced throat lozenge and your hot tea for a plague-ridden episode of Ramajck chock full of exciting tales from the hospital and horrific fever hallucinations. Brad meets a lying bitch with a severed finger and Jon goes to the big mustache pub crawl before being bullied by improv failures. Finally we see one of the best episodes of Charles in Charge followed by one of the worst as the rewatch gears down to the end of the season.
Episode 60 – Ramjack and the Machines: Implosion Immediate!!!!!!!!
Brad Cupples | 20. May, 2011
Fighting through a series of tech issues we rally once more to give you an episode full of rad tomfooleries on this our yellow diamond anniversary! We take a peek at Maxim’s Hot 100 make a hearty attempt to answer the age old sexist cliche: “Is it somehow physically possible to make people laugh AND have a uterus?” We discuss Thor and play another round of The Netflix Rating Game. Charles in Charge gives us the return of Rue McClanahan and Christina Applegate featuring Back to the Future Pizza and Mr. Pembroke throwing money at every minor inconvenience in his life… Just like we all dream of.
Ramjack and the Ballad of the Blood-Lust Berserkers- Episode 59
Brad Cupples | 5. May, 2011
Grab your finest clichéd “Support the Troops” magnets and your long-form birth certificates we’re having a blood orgy for America! As our enemies are slaughtered we celebrate heartily as popular morality demands. In this episode we have a panic attack trying to deal with the bloodthirsty savages surrounding us, play a fun new netflix game, look for love on okcupid, Alex reports in on “Fast 5”, and cousin elliot returns to Charles in Charge.
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The Mendacity of Hope: Ramjack and the Useless Compromise of Tomorrow – Episode 57
Brad Cupples | 18. April, 2011
We give the box office rundown on Arthur, Hanna, Rango, Your Highness, and the horrifically sexist piece of crap “Sucker Punch”. Jonathon introduces us to a Super Creepo-Asleepo-Jeezo… it makes us weep-o.
The stray river cat invasion of 2011 continues and this time it’s personal. We also take a few minutes to examine some amazing advice from Cosmopolitan which gives us a panic attack.
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