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Episode 114 – Ramjack and the Panic of the Robot Cocktail Party
Brad Cupples | 14. November, 2012
Kids are running amok and giving us Summer Camp Nightmares and we demand cold hard JUSTICE!
Potato Parties are all the rage in Japan and Ronald McDonald doesn’t know what to do about it.
Some not-so-classy monkeys are slumming it on the sly. There’s a nerdlinger murder alert for parts of Florida. Our pal Keith pops in to extol the virtues of brand loyalty and we shed a teary farewell as Mr. Belvedere is deported and the final episode of Saved by the Bell comes to a close.
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Episode 113 – Rock Monster Reverie: The Grinning Gargoyle of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 7. November, 2012
Brad is baffled when he learns that there are apparently well-adjusted normal families that like each other and go to horror movies together… or any movies. Archie wins a free murder! Shocking science news reveals what terrors the olds have planned for us and Alex prepares to concede to the dolphins. Brad meets more crazy talking random weirdos. Steve Guttenberg is unwrapping presents and being sexually harassed by Allen Carr. Things take a dramatic turn as Mr Belvedere has been deported and the Saved by the Bell Kids finally graduate high school.
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It’s Dolphin free… for now.
Episode 112 – Deadly Daddy Demon Daycare: Ramjack & The Alliteration of Stale Ideas
Brad Cupples | 30. October, 2012
We have both seen a grip of films including the most sexist movie ever and Alex finally sees the worst movie ever made. Old People LOVE grocery stores. Sadsack losers post their awkward terrible relationship texts on the internet for our amusement. Belvedere faces mortality, George hangs with devil worshipers, and Heather asks Kevin to wear a sexy costume. Amateur-junior-scientist Angie Harmon and Doctor David Hasselhoff track down a vampire at the old cemented up police station.
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We will never seal our doors shut with concrete.
Ramjack and the Final Last Minute Shoddily-Edited Debate Episode: Another One
Brad Cupples | 23. October, 2012
Brad plays the pandering to Israel drinking game. Sovereignty goes out the window. Romney agrees with Obama, but he’s gonna do everything bigger and whiter. We launch a new sitcom starring ourselves and the ever-adorable Al Sharpton and arbitrarily decide who is allowed to have nukes and who isn’t.
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It’s always open, just like Sharpton’s Place.
Ramjack and the Last Minute Shoddily-Edited Debate Episode
Brad Cupples | 22. October, 2012
You could have had it nonsensically late and over the next few episodes but instead you have it now! Check this out this hot-shot political commentary! A quick discussion of the Badass Joe Biden Smackdown Debate and then some live reactions to the second Presidential Debate. Romneybot-9000, Binders, Chris Matthews getting lost in his own insane logic puzzles. This ep has it all.
Enjoy it… for America.
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We are always better dressed than independent undecided voter peodphiles.
Episode 111 – Behold the Forever Vacuum: The Shedding Werewolf of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 18. October, 2012
Smile tech days turn into frowny face “fuck you’s” in this rage packed episode of Ramjack. The curse of Sutekh continues it’s mighty reign now with 100% more arbitrary language censorship. Alchemy is real, Mice are losing their skin, and Barry can’t stop agreeing with the GOP. Mr. Belvedere takes a horrifically dark turn into sexism and date rape. Angie Harmon chases a mummy whilst Doctor David Hasselhoff literally listens to dust on Baywatch Nights.
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Episode 109 – Ramjack: Semi-Professional Spirit Investigators and Ornathologists for Hire
Brad Cupples | 4. October, 2012
Strifes and Strubles abound as Jon is acousted by charities and Brad is watching his tech die before his eyes. We battle the Bing Translator and enter the Halloween season with Doctor David Hasselhoff and Angie Harmon fighting off glowing amoeba monsters, Redneck Ghosts, and mild concussions. Grab a seat and learn about ghost birds and stories that aren’t stories.
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Before we launch the self-destruct sequence
Episode 108 – Song of Steel: The Battlement of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 27. September, 2012
KABLAMO! It’s a fresh new episode of Ramjack chock full of life gifts and strong generic-non-specific energies that are sure to affect you spiritually… whatever the fuck that means. Alex brings the phrase of the week, Brad discovers the most confusing fun ever, and cinema ninjas are on patrol and fighting for the rights of all the dreamers. Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style is a series of panic attacks and statutory rape. Evan’s Grandmother completely loses her mind for our amusement.
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It’s full of powerful spiritual energy.
Episode 107 – Ramjack A Question of Despair: Who Knows The Future?
Brad Cupples | 17. September, 2012
Alex is back from his adventures with new tales, Brad is contemplating his uneasy truce with the weather. Your drunkest Romanian Friend might be planning on stealing your bride. We begin our journey with the first two chapters of “The Guttenberg Bible” A very special Mr. Belvedere takes a dark turn with some sad olds, Saved by the Bell brings us another clip show, and we prepare to launch a new Network and by Network we mean empire.
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The Second Annual Ramjack 9/11 Pageant: A Cliched Jingoistic Scream from Planet Earth’s Greatest Nation Wrapped in Fetishistic Nationalism as Baby Jesus Always Intended It
Brad Cupples | 16. September, 2012
It looks like we forgot.. or maybe that’s what THEY want you to think.
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It’s a great place for not forgetting together.