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Jack O’ Lantern Rampage: The Laughter of Ramjack – Episode 17
Alexander Green | 17. October, 2009
It’s Spooktacular! Taylor Swift: Globe Trotter, Freemdom Stars: make your own! Spiders want to destroy our economy, Hey Kristen Stewart take a bath and shut the fuck up, Rush Limbaugh shutdown, Old people call phone sex line: Viva Viagra indeed, Oregon Trail becomes reality, a reality Karen Armstrong has no grasp of. We deal with our deep childhood fear of aliens and watch Ernest Scared Stupid now with 175% more trolls than your average Troll Movie.
Ramjack and the Flight of the Doomsday Cannibals – Episode 14
Alexander Green | 20. September, 2009
Taylor Swift update, Suprise! TN is a rancid cesspool of racial intolerance and bigotry… you didn’t know? Glen Beck = douchebag, Chris Hansen needs to make a trip to France, Hoarders update, Survivor-It’s still on air? We wake up in the situation room of the future… and are boggled by the three seashells in 1993’s Demolition Man, starring Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes and Sandra Bullock (in her finest role).
Blood-Shackle Panople The Escape of Ramjack – Episode 13
Alexander Green | 13. September, 2009
5&2 drive-through, Science gives Mice hoverboards, HOARDERS: the lastest and greatest sensation of the Nation, CSI+ Spy Kids + Baby Jeezo = Hangman’s Curse featuring a young Leighton Meester… You know, from Gossip Girl? No, not the blonde. The other one. Also Taylor Swift needs our help. We fall down a ventilation shaft into the Situation Room and ask Hayrides… Why?
Ramjack: Master of the Unknown – Episode 11
Alexander Green | 6. September, 2009
Stay Alert and Check your Score Cards on this very special episode of Ramjack as we slow things down a bit and take it easy. Teenwolf: The Next Generation = van surf or bust. EXTRAORDINARY Chickens! We examine the Campaign shenanigans of ’01 in prep for the county clerks race, Alex makes a visit to J-town, Summer Movies 2009, and we hear the outrage of the public in regards to last episodes situation room debacle.
Don’t forget to grab your very own Official Ramjack Safety Score Card – Wow I feel adequately safe already!
Tears for Xerces: The Atonement of Ramjack – Episode 10
Alexander Green | 30. August, 2009
It’s big 10! double digits = double awesome. The light at the end of the tunnel is just duck tape, Japanese Robot pants, Connecticut Update: 5&2 with a 2×4, The Nutmeg state launches war on furries again, Troll 2 teaches us that titles often mean nothing (hint: don’t expect Trolls in this film) and the most inane situation room question ever.
Ramjack and the Battle for the Sedona Secret – Episode 9
Alexander Green | 16. August, 2009
Cows attacks, Germans seek a sneaky glance, Vatican douchebaggery, Super-Ants are here and they wants all ur elektricity Speed Racer is GO! Christina Ricci is HOT! Not to mention a Sprightly Sojourn into the Situation Room.
Ramjack And The Infinitum Wars – Episode 7
Alexander Green | 19. July, 2009
Shifty Swiss Mailmen, Swedish Chicks Rape Men, Smart artists less likely to be Schizos While Idiots go nuts, Organic Popcorn sucks, Scott Baio and Willie Ames run amok in the 80’s romp Zapped! + Situation Room AND Mr.Pernisek Returns. That’s value for your podcasting dollar!
Singular Chaos: The Prophecy of Ramjack – Episode 5
Alexander Green | 5. July, 2009
Ants vs Humans, The 4th of July, Furry Oppression in Connecticut, The Prequel to “LOST” 1989’s “Road House”, “The Situation Room”, and Special Treats.
Ramjack: Dark Monopoly of Blood – Episode 4
Alexander Green | 28. June, 2009
Awkward Theater Adventures, Sparkly Vampires get their comeuppance in
“Twilight”, and a return to “The Situation Room” sans Wolf Blitzer.
Felled Silhouettes of Ramjack: The Conqueror’s Chronicle – Episode 3
Alexander Green | 21. June, 2009
Privacy: who needs it? Bill Cosby’s “GhostDad” and an exciting
excursion into “The Situation Room”.