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Episode 124 – Mentor to a Madman: The Legacy of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 22. February, 2013
You’re great, 15 people love you, but nobody gives a fuck. Deal with it. The Japanese are making ridiculously expensive pizzas that sound terrible. Brad refuses to be mugged on principal. Alex goes wheeling and dealing for flower bargains. The Owens once again baffle us with the state of their finances on Mr. Belvedere and the Romney’s come to visit California College School University on Saved by the Bell The College Years. We find out what’s in the gold box thanks to Evan’s Grandma and catch up on voicemails.
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Episode 122 – Loitering at the tomb of chaos: A Ramjack Misdemeanor
Brad Cupples | 23. January, 2013
Come transcend the generic non-specific energy with us! Olds don’t understand violence…or tech… or why that ugly bitch is in a film with Cary Grant. Dolphins are giving gifts and the Capuchins are coming for our pills. The Owens Family’s financial situation becomes more ridiculous and things get uncomfortably racial when the dark forces of The Empire strike back on Saved by the Bell: The College Years. Also we find out there’s a war on the Ten Commandments and we have no idea why anyone is defending them.
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Where the Dark Machinations of the Chancellor and his Galactic Empire cannot hurt you.
Episode 121 – Idleness of the Rueful Salamander: A Ramjack Fable
Brad Cupples | 17. January, 2013
Grab your favorite dancing fur-covered mammal and prepare to panic. Blair is outlawed in Iceland while Gwyneth Paltrow runs around a free woman… is there no justice? We check in on our local lending libraries to discover new worlds of terror. Mr. Belvedere crosses over with LOST and Saved by the Bell The College Years teaches us that fraternities and sororities are even lamer than we assumed.
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It’s a mystery- Mayonnaise free enviornment.
Episode 116 – Ramjack & The Revolt of the Strawmen Slaughter Sqaud
Brad Cupples | 6. December, 2012
This is the perfect podcast for your cheat month. Japan has invited the Burger King back into their realm of gross food festivities. There’s a new genre of literature and it’s officially the worst.
We check with Cosmo to find out if we’re Suckers or Psychics. The great values fam of the 80’s is having budget issues and Wesley finds love in a love con. Meanwhile Kelly escapes her dismal fast food future to join the Saved by the Bell The College Years crew at California College University School.
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Episode 114 – Ramjack and the Panic of the Robot Cocktail Party
Brad Cupples | 14. November, 2012
Kids are running amok and giving us Summer Camp Nightmares and we demand cold hard JUSTICE!
Potato Parties are all the rage in Japan and Ronald McDonald doesn’t know what to do about it.
Some not-so-classy monkeys are slumming it on the sly. There’s a nerdlinger murder alert for parts of Florida. Our pal Keith pops in to extol the virtues of brand loyalty and we shed a teary farewell as Mr. Belvedere is deported and the final episode of Saved by the Bell comes to a close.
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Or be forced to cross the rope bridge!
Episode 112 – Deadly Daddy Demon Daycare: Ramjack & The Alliteration of Stale Ideas
Brad Cupples | 30. October, 2012
We have both seen a grip of films including the most sexist movie ever and Alex finally sees the worst movie ever made. Old People LOVE grocery stores. Sadsack losers post their awkward terrible relationship texts on the internet for our amusement. Belvedere faces mortality, George hangs with devil worshipers, and Heather asks Kevin to wear a sexy costume. Amateur-junior-scientist Angie Harmon and Doctor David Hasselhoff track down a vampire at the old cemented up police station.
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We will never seal our doors shut with concrete.
Episode 111 – Behold the Forever Vacuum: The Shedding Werewolf of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 18. October, 2012
Smile tech days turn into frowny face “fuck you’s” in this rage packed episode of Ramjack. The curse of Sutekh continues it’s mighty reign now with 100% more arbitrary language censorship. Alchemy is real, Mice are losing their skin, and Barry can’t stop agreeing with the GOP. Mr. Belvedere takes a horrifically dark turn into sexism and date rape. Angie Harmon chases a mummy whilst Doctor David Hasselhoff literally listens to dust on Baywatch Nights.
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Episode 110 – Ramjack: In the Forest of the Evil Mindu
Brad Cupples | 11. October, 2012
Behold a shiny new episode bounds into your life! Alex brings animal facts about our new Dolphin Overlords, Brad falls victim to an evil prophecy foretold over 4,000 years ago. The smartest kid in the world has some revolutionary new game and Steve Guttenberg loses his virginity. Mr. Belvedere goes to crazy town with Robert Goulet and we finish our journey into the Tori Universe on Saved by the Bell.
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It’s like a map to your dreams.
Episode 107 – Ramjack A Question of Despair: Who Knows The Future?
Brad Cupples | 17. September, 2012
Alex is back from his adventures with new tales, Brad is contemplating his uneasy truce with the weather. Your drunkest Romanian Friend might be planning on stealing your bride. We begin our journey with the first two chapters of “The Guttenberg Bible” A very special Mr. Belvedere takes a dark turn with some sad olds, Saved by the Bell brings us another clip show, and we prepare to launch a new Network and by Network we mean empire.
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Episode 105 – Ramjack and the Crystal Robin Dilemma: A Paternal Pandemonium
Brad Cupples | 29. August, 2012
Ramjack days turn into Ramjack nights as we check our focal point and discuss Hallucination Horses, Shifty German Zookeepers, and the terrifying murderous intent of nature. Stickers look delicious to 9/11 year-olds. Mr. Belvedere teaches us the importance of back-up bangs and we learn that only weirdos are scared of earthquakes on Saved by the Bell.
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It will be used as a memorial after one or both of us die, which surely can’t be too far down the road.