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Episode 93 – Homage to a Swindler: The Autobiography of Ramjack
Uncategorized | Brad Cupples | 21. March, 2012
Oh snap! It’s a super special episode for you and other humans! People are sharing shitty secrets and we do not know why. Things get incredibly heated in the Ramjack Larger Locks Literary Lounge™ as we talk about the ineptitude of George Washington and lying bitches that pretend to read books but are clearly incompetent with uselessly fragile egos. Luckily Alirio drops by to cool things down as we discuss his birthday pick “Phantom of the Paradise” and learn all about skylight voyeurism and devil contracts from our pal Birdman Winslow.
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Join us on our lying librarian witch-hunt!
Episode 92 – Grizzly Hunting Gadabouts: Ramjack in the Forest of Chance
Grab your breakfast ice cream and join us for an exciting new episode! Old timey seeds are here and they and they don’t understand our generation’s music. Japanese Boyfriends list their greviences and take comfort in Asian Jeezo, despite his fratricide. We meet a slew of the most terrifying new friends when Alex is again forced to play America’s Favorite Game: “Strange Addict OR Smells like a Halibut” Brad drinks the most expensive Starbucks drink ever and Alex explores “The Colony.” Chapter Three of “The Belvedere and the Butterfly” carries us further down the rabbit hole and reunites us with an old friend. We hit upon a very special episode of Mr. Belvedere and learn all about AIDS and the Saved by the Bell Crew rests on their laurels with a Valentine’s Day Clip show.
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Episode 91 – Ramjack and the Cummerbund of Sisyphus
Uncategorized | Brad Cupples | 5. March, 2012
In this interactive multi-dimensional episode Alex is a sleep prophet and Brad is a Realist with Realism Powers. We get sleep tips from the national sleep foundation. Suprise! It turns out TSA Agents are up to no good. The Germans are desperate to eat giant Doritos Tacos Buckets of gross… but they will never be allowed. Mad Scientists Present Coma Chickens the tastiest of non-animals. The Most Dangerous Game OR The Most Delicious Game? Paul Maki suggests the worst movie ever devised. Alex’s Birthday pick arrives in the form of gravity defying slushies in Step Up 3D.
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More fun than a plate full of deep-fried coma patients!
Episode 90 – Ramjack and the Torchbearer of the Moon-Men
Uncategorized | Brad Cupples | 1. March, 2012
We discuss the psychotic and passive aggressive skylarkings of The Ever-Great Honorable General George Washington of the Noble Continental Army Dragoon Force Five of the North Winds Etc. Etc. Etc… Mr. Belvedere takes an insanely dark turn as Jason Bateman stops by for some sexual harrassment and attempted rape. Saved by the Bell ventures into new frontiers of Science Fiction in which Lisa Turtle is turned into a middle-aged white man due to the ever shifting universe.
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Episode 89 – Ramjack and the Ice House of Forgotten Dreams
An epic shopping adventure full deceit, chicanery, and emotional turmoil is chronicled, Alex gives us the lowdown on Jennifer Lopez insanity and Prince’s wacky demands. Brad yells at an old lady in a grocery store. Claire and Werner Herzog joins us to talk about Showgirls featuring World’s Greatest Human, Elizabeth Berkley and some inexplicable lighting choices. We tackle a metric ton of Voicemail. including Lister submited situations, Secrets from the pits of Squirrel Hell, and a grip of questions.
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And learn how to be part of our grift squad!
Episode 88 – Ramjack and the Paper Mache Bayonets of Terror
Uncategorized | Brad Cupples | 3. February, 2012
Alex tries to kill Brad. He survives and declares himself arbiter of all that is right and wrong. People are using shopping carts wrong. We grab our black diamonds and tune into the far future with shocking accuracy. We delve into the second chapter of some epic inter-dimensional fanfiction. Belvedere proves Marcia is a terrible student and a worse mother and the kids on Saved by The Bell get class rings and make hugely questionable plans of action.
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Episode 87 – Ramjack and the Credit Default Body Swap
Uncategorized | Brad Cupples | 24. January, 2012
We are back in action… and this time we’re serious! Learn some terrifying Animal Facts from the Tower of London, Sports Facts abound from and Brad begins his improv correspondence course. George Washington’s Mother is an insufferable bitch, Martha Washington has an intrepid spirit, but Black Jack takes the cake! Kim Jong Un has a grip of super powers but he’s slacking on his language study. Mr. Belvedere is throwing some revolutionary game and The Saved by the Bell Kids learn a valuable lesson about not being shitty liars. Also we receive super awesome Solstice Gifts!!
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Or we will call and threaten your children as Santa Claus, like crazed psychopaths
Episode 86 – Ramjack and the Dragon Magic Mixtape of Albion
Uncategorized | Brad Cupples | 21. January, 2012
If you like Claire and/or Dinosaurs this episode is intelligently designed for your ears. We jump backwards in time to celebrate the Solstice with scary clowns, Disney princesses, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. We report live from the Creation Museum with all the rad Dino’s, Second Adam, Robo-Noah, and the Yokel Roman Centurion. And Alex sends in some rad international flavor.
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Episode 85 – Ramjack and the Shameful Mollusk: An Underwater Tale
It’s a new year and we are here with fresh 2012 shenanigans, tomfooleries, and goings on. We discuss our nations first President, George “Sadistic-Douchebag” Washington and his even more crazed psycho-bitch of a mother. We chart our experiences with both blatant and casual racism and homophobia. Jon Pernisek makes a couple of hearty attempts to pitch some Hollywood Gold only to fail miserably. Brad puts aside his Sports Facts to unleash his Dream Interpretation Powers.
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It’s like a drive-thru that you can scream what ever you want into.
Episode 84 – Ramjack and the Prince of Mediocre Sacrifices: A Messiah Story
An epic Holiday episode is here to fill your digital stocking, Brad is wheelin’, dealin’ and conquering the amazon. Alex is fighting children, making connections at starbucks and dealing out harsh criticism. Jon Pernisek sends us amazing Fanfiction. Morgan Freeman makes a special appearance. We learn about the unfortunate fate of Rich Little and Dana Carvey. Belvedere turns it up to eleven and Saved by the Bell finally let’s Mario Lopez come out of the closet.
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It’s where snowmen come to life… and seek political asylum!