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Episode 100 – The Centennial Phantom Folio of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 6. July, 2012
We’ve been fighting for the rights of all the dreamers for over three years and 100 episodes. In this celebratory podcast Alex reports in on all the wild and wacky happenings of Summer Camp. Brad learns that he should never leave his sun bunker without Chris Hansen’s assistance. Scandalous tales are told. Also, the results of the contest to decide the fate of the Ramjack Empire are in!
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Episode 99 – Torture of the Torrid Timebomb: The Heatstroke of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 24. June, 2012
It’s episode 99… Farewell double digits! Jon Pernisek joins us while Alex is off dealing with this years crop of 9/11 year olds. We discuss the awesomeness of Harry Belafonte in the Larger Locks Literary Lounge. We also spend a moment on the insanely horrific and insipid movie, Prometheus. A film that revels in it’s anti-science pro-nonsense message to the point you can almost see the phantom of Kirk Cameron’s hand shoved up Damon Lindeloff’s ass. Dreams and Films are interpreted and Belvedere is visited by a lot of Amish stock footage, and Saved by the Bell has its final dance at the lamest prom ever.
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Episode 98 – Ramjack and the Prophecy of the Mouse-Man Saboteur
Brad Cupples | 14. June, 2012
We’ve been at this for three years, but there’s no time to luxuriate in celebrations as we discuss the shenanigans, tomfooleries, and goings on leading to the 2012 Cincinnati Fringe Festival, confused audiences in search of thereapy, and private command performances. Belvedere fights off rape… again, and Saved by the Bell is Just Bonkers as the Tori Universe gives us yet another themed dance.
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Episode 97 – Arsenic Age Dreams in the Country Kitchen of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 6. June, 2012
Stop telling jokes and throwing out pickup lines. Pop into your local lending library for a puppy or two and then sit back and hear about the virtues of White-Supremacy from everyone’s favorite deeply literate, funny, and incisive writer ‘Old Derb’ Brad’s Optometrist is going to murder him. Alex hangs out at the worst fucking place on planet Earth. The Mr. Belvedere Valentine’s Day episode is just as awkward and incestuous as you would guess and Saved by The Bell blows our mind with the revelation of the shuttle-bus. We attempt to decipher backlogged voicemail and prep for a birthday-pick-a-palooza
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Episode 96 – Screams for Hope: The Vacuous Surrender of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 17. May, 2012
We are back for Episode 96 with all of our deeply literate, funny, and incisive shenanigans. But, of course, we are also maddening, outrageous, cranky, and provocative when we talk about crazy old racists, hologram ghosts, and being a better grandchild that lies about sex. Jon sends us part IV in the epic fanfiction monstrosity of “The Belvedere and the Butterfly”
We clutch or cool chains in the “Larger Locks Literary Lounge” for further discussions on the state of literature and we play Miss Marple at the behest of the Evil Horde!
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Episode 95 – Ramjack and the Crisis of the Shadow-Man Mirror-People
Brad Cupples | 24. April, 2012
Hey remember Easter? We do. Barry-san be praised! We are prepping for Vatican III i.e., No Vatican. Grab a glass of your finest aged urine and mouthful of dirt we’ve got a slew of new addicts and a couple of well placed halibuts. The coffee shops are filled with terrifying weirdos and walking cliches. We test our likelihood to become alcoholics. We’re eating bugs, all of us… and no amount of alcohol or showering can change it.
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Episode 93 – Homage to a Swindler: The Autobiography of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 21. March, 2012
Oh snap! It’s a super special episode for you and other humans! People are sharing shitty secrets and we do not know why. Things get incredibly heated in the Ramjack Larger Locks Literary Lounge™ as we talk about the ineptitude of George Washington and lying bitches that pretend to read books but are clearly incompetent with uselessly fragile egos. Luckily Alirio drops by to cool things down as we discuss his birthday pick “Phantom of the Paradise” and learn all about skylight voyeurism and devil contracts from our pal Birdman Winslow.
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Episode 91 – Ramjack and the Cummerbund of Sisyphus
Brad Cupples | 5. March, 2012
In this interactive multi-dimensional episode Alex is a sleep prophet and Brad is a Realist with Realism Powers. We get sleep tips from the national sleep foundation. Suprise! It turns out TSA Agents are up to no good. The Germans are desperate to eat giant Doritos Tacos Buckets of gross… but they will never be allowed. Mad Scientists Present Coma Chickens the tastiest of non-animals. The Most Dangerous Game OR The Most Delicious Game? Paul Maki suggests the worst movie ever devised. Alex’s Birthday pick arrives in the form of gravity defying slushies in Step Up 3D.
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Episode 90 – Ramjack and the Torchbearer of the Moon-Men
Brad Cupples | 1. March, 2012
We discuss the psychotic and passive aggressive skylarkings of The Ever-Great Honorable General George Washington of the Noble Continental Army Dragoon Force Five of the North Winds Etc. Etc. Etc… Mr. Belvedere takes an insanely dark turn as Jason Bateman stops by for some sexual harrassment and attempted rape. Saved by the Bell ventures into new frontiers of Science Fiction in which Lisa Turtle is turned into a middle-aged white man due to the ever shifting universe.
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Episode 89 – Ramjack and the Ice House of Forgotten Dreams
Brad Cupples | 12. February, 2012
An epic shopping adventure full deceit, chicanery, and emotional turmoil is chronicled, Alex gives us the lowdown on Jennifer Lopez insanity and Prince’s wacky demands. Brad yells at an old lady in a grocery store. Claire and Werner Herzog joins us to talk about Showgirls featuring World’s Greatest Human, Elizabeth Berkley and some inexplicable lighting choices. We tackle a metric ton of Voicemail. including Lister submited situations, Secrets from the pits of Squirrel Hell, and a grip of questions.
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