The pretty pretty princess has landed… and nothing will ever be the same.
It’s the Ramjack Super Sweet Sixteen so of course we have Miley and Taylor Swift updates, circumcisions, scaring and AIDS: What you need to know. Watch out for evil Alex from the future because he’s out, about, and here to party. Body language experts are one step from being Sylvia Brown, Deal breakers 101. We watch Creepshow and learn more about the great tradition of writers turned old prospectors. Visit an epic Halloween Situation Room and Brad relates the epic stripper roadtrip adventure of 2009. Let the zombies eat cake!
Episode 15 of our world famous chicken-fried-chicken-podcast-steak-chicken-chicken-cast, We get into the Halloween spirit, present a dramatic reading of Charlie Sheen’s Presidential fan-fiction, learn about France’s plan to get us using MS Paint, and watch the Rock’n’Roll Nightmare experience featuring THE Jon Mikl Thor. Reba has a painstone in her heart box for our girl T-Swift. And we do some live missed connections. Episode 15… more fun than fucking the devil!
Taylor Swift update, Suprise! TN is a rancid cesspool of racial intolerance and bigotry… you didn’t know? Glen Beck = douchebag, Chris Hansen needs to make a trip to France, Hoarders update, Survivor-It’s still on air? We wake up in the situation room of the future… and are boggled by the three seashells in 1993’s Demolition Man, starring Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes and Sandra Bullock (in her finest role).
5&2 drive-through, Science gives Mice hoverboards, HOARDERS: the lastest and greatest sensation of the Nation, CSI+ Spy Kids + Baby Jeezo = Hangman’s Curse featuring a young Leighton Meester… You know, from Gossip Girl? No, not the blonde. The other one. Also Taylor Swift needs our help. We fall down a ventilation shaft into the Situation Room and ask Hayrides… Why?
Stay Alert and Check your Score Cards on this very special episode of Ramjack as we slow things down a bit and take it easy. Teenwolf: The Next Generation = van surf or bust. EXTRAORDINARY Chickens! We examine the Campaign shenanigans of ’01 in prep for the county clerks race, Alex makes a visit to J-town, Summer Movies 2009, and we hear the outrage of the public in regards to last episodes situation room debacle.
Don’t forget to grab your very own Official Ramjack Safety Score Card – Wow I feel adequately safe already!
It’s big 10! double digits = double awesome. The light at the end of the tunnel is just duck tape, Japanese Robot pants, Connecticut Update: 5&2 with a 2×4, The Nutmeg state launches war on furries again, Troll 2 teaches us that titles often mean nothing (hint: don’t expect Trolls in this film) and the most inane situation room question ever.
Cows attacks, Germans seek a sneaky glance, Vatican douchebaggery, Super-Ants are here and they wants all ur elektricity Speed Racer is GO! Christina Ricci is HOT! Not to mention a Sprightly Sojourn into the Situation Room.
Jeezo presents another Miracle Baby Giraffe, The BBC, Greyhound adventures, podcasting is not for therapy, Meteor Man blows our minds with awesomeness, The Situation Room, And much to our surprise Pernisek buses in to join us… again. (super-fan or super-stalker? you decide!) P.S. Is anything weirder than fan-fiction? Check the website for more on that…
Shifty Swiss Mailmen, Swedish Chicks Rape Men, Smart artists less likely to be Schizos While Idiots go nuts, Organic Popcorn sucks, Scott Baio and Willie Ames run amok in the 80’s romp Zapped! + Situation Room AND Mr.Pernisek Returns. That’s value for your podcasting dollar!
The Ants+Mice+Machines=chaos, Furries (again), The Christian Sci-Fi epic “Time Changer” teaches us the evils of being a moral person, The Situation Room, Special guest co-host Jonathon Pernisek, 5&2 Jeezo!