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Curse of the Pentagram Moon: The Bite of Ramjack – Episode 42
Brad Cupples | 29. October, 2010
We see you Hoarding those Pumpkins. It’s Halloween and BooBerry is judging you with his jaunty eyebrow.
As we prep for our trip to Washington D.C. we still find time to ask the hard questions. Have you found love in a bakery, at the hands of a scary Slovenian sadist robot, or with a creepy clown? …Because someone has.
We talk about an epic triple feature of “Paranormal Activity”, The Asylum knock-off “Paranormal Entity” & “Paranormal Activity 2” Also join us for our Super Special
Cedric-Centric Situation Room.
Don’t forget to vote Nov. 2nd
Ramjack: Attack on the Millennial Dream – Episode 41
Brad Cupples | 25. October, 2010
In another festive Halloween episode we take a dramatic visit to the General Mills Fortress of Marshmallow Horrors, fight through the freak show crowd at the “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” auditions, and Tackle Buffy The Vampire Slayer The Movie a.k.a. David Arquette goes on a coke binge. Also the situation room is a haunted house of terrifying corporate endeavors. Stephen Colbert consider this is my job application, W-2 to follow.
Contact us –unless you’re a scaredy cat. Now with 300% more Halloween themed cereal than other podcasts!
Saucy Summer Serenade with Ramjack – Episode 40
Brad Cupples | 18. October, 2010
It’s our epic rundown of the Summer Movies of 2010 with special in-studio guest Jon Pernisek. No stone is left unturned as we break it down week by week. Who gave the go ahead to Charlie St. Cloud? Did “Babies” give you a panic attack? Who were the assholes that went to see “Grown-ups”? Let us know. Come forth and witness what will surely be the birth of the Marmacast!
Enjoy it with your ears, your hearts, and your mind-hole.
Kiss of the Mantis: Ramjack the Incorrigible – Episode 39
Brad Cupples | 10. October, 2010
We start gearing up for the Halloween Season with the terror that is cheese in the wild plus bacteria and parasite infested water sources, A super-freaky freak accident. Christine O’Donnell = crazy, 13yr old toddlers face 9/11 style terror attacks, Bump will kill us all if the lack of hand-washing doesn’t. Master of Disguise and Birdhouses Terry O’Quinn kills some fams in “The Stepfather”, The Situation room unleashes a spirit of vengeance as well as an Apple Bobbin’ Massacre. Plus the Enigmaster threatens our well-being with his quarrelsome conundrums and cruel queries. Are we affraid? No way, Jose!
Smile for Hepatitis: Ramjack at the Fair! – Episode 38
Brad Cupples | 20. September, 2010
Science: Phony baloney’s are sly and sexy cheaters. Stuffed animals and children begat of vegetation bred for slave labor and rescued by an industrious latch-key kid with deep coffers = A Marketing Bonanza. Confessions: Animal Hoarding takes us to a dark place… a dark crazy Serbian war-zone-like place. Santa wants you to smoke some sweet sweet nicotine and stop hitting your kids. Sylvester Stallone is an extreme enforcer of “The Law”/Wannabe Food Critic in the 1986 Action Romp “Cobra” based on the novel Fair Game by Paula Gosling from a concept by Sapphire. Now with 900% more Night-Slashing. The situation room LOVES it when a plan comes together and we party like it’s 1999.
Ramjack & The Year of Infinite Plunder -Episode 36
Brad Cupples | 17. August, 2010
The official one year anniversary episode accept no substitutes. In this super special cavalcade of entertainments we find better uses for Chinese crippled chimp chicken killers and magic custard metal as well as unravel the curious enigma that is Kim Kardashian quixotic rise to quasi fame, Discuss the classic 1980 Steve Gutenberg / Village People Collaboration: “Can’t Stop the Music” and hop into some particularly dangerous situations.
Pay no attention to the many events discussed that might or might not have possibly taken place over a month ago.
Slip/Trip Trauma: a Warning from Ramjack – Episode 29
teamramjack | 30. March, 2010
Dove Promises return and teach us to Inner-Jog, Colorado Libraries are the worst, Anna Martinez, Where are you? Sarah Palin is campaigning to be the new 4th godhead. MHC = the Slut Factor. Catholic douchebaggery, Apathy is the worst. Movie Theater Complaints, Twilight: New Moon, And Hoarders introduces us to a rascal and scalawag named Jim… and nothing will ever be the same. This ep is full out 10 cent piece.
Robots of Shame and Failure: Ramjack Incorporated – Episode 27
teamramjack | 4. March, 2010
And we’re back! Fashion forward, Cyrus Family Secrets, Asexual Lady Ants, Racist Jap Bees, We play Jeezo, Shroud, Albino as the 5&2’s raise the dead, Elderly Server Farms Solve the Energy Crisis, Diesel gets stupid, Hoarding christmas and mad vampire fashions. You best put on your science pants!
Ramjack and the Roving Reporters of Revelation: Island Edition! – Episode 25.5
Alexander Green | 30. January, 2010
It’s a special mini-episode and we explore the spoils of the Lost Final Season Sweepstakes. Note: Contains Minor Spoilers if you have had your head completely in the sand. Brad’s Life completely intersects with the Lost and he loses grip with reality.We also explore new means of product placement, possible Polar Bear pairings, and Lost Spin-off sitcoms. It’s a full out Island Adventure Bonanza!
Go Pinus!
The Red Snuggie of Ramjack: A Holiday Homecomming – Episode 24
Alexander Green | 9. January, 2010
We are beyond sorry that these are arriving to you SO late. I spent a good portion of this past holiday season suffering the infamous Swine Flu, supported by bronchitis and two inner ear infections. Yikes! But… I’VE SURVIVED. Adequate excuse? You tell me. 😉
With that said… Mail an Octopus for the new year, The Final Martha Stewart promises, an Oraganic Xmas = revolting, Walmart Drive Though, The happiest place doesn’t know any better, Gray-haired tweens are disturbing the natural order of everything, Hey Internet bitches… let me have my spring roll in peace, Star Wars Holiday Special presents Wookie Porn and Maude: The Next Generation.
Episode 25 and 26 to follow soon. In the mean time, keep checking those score cards! Slip-Trip Hazards are like a thief in the night: you know not the hour!