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Episode 85 – Ramjack and the Shameful Mollusk: An Underwater Tale
Brad Cupples | 5. January, 2012
It’s a new year and we are here with fresh 2012 shenanigans, tomfooleries, and goings on. We discuss our nations first President, George “Sadistic-Douchebag” Washington and his even more crazed psycho-bitch of a mother. We chart our experiences with both blatant and casual racism and homophobia. Jon Pernisek makes a couple of hearty attempts to pitch some Hollywood Gold only to fail miserably. Brad puts aside his Sports Facts to unleash his Dream Interpretation Powers.
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It’s like a drive-thru that you can scream what ever you want into.
Episode 84 – Ramjack and the Prince of Mediocre Sacrifices: A Messiah Story
Brad Cupples | 20. December, 2011
An epic Holiday episode is here to fill your digital stocking, Brad is wheelin’, dealin’ and conquering the amazon. Alex is fighting children, making connections at starbucks and dealing out harsh criticism. Jon Pernisek sends us amazing Fanfiction. Morgan Freeman makes a special appearance. We learn about the unfortunate fate of Rich Little and Dana Carvey. Belvedere turns it up to eleven and Saved by the Bell finally let’s Mario Lopez come out of the closet.
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It’s where snowmen come to life… and seek political asylum!
Episode 83 – Heated Disease Trough: A Ramjack Family Buffet
Brad Cupples | 12. December, 2011
Looking to have fun in church? Try The Baby Jeezo Sexy-Time Party Pew, it’s not gonna make churchgoing more sensible but it might just get you a Grand-Slam at Denny’s. We watch the preview of TLC’s Virgin Diaries and have a full out panic attack. Meanwhile the Japanese are getting Deja-Ew from a grip of unordered pizzas. Belevedere confirms our suspension on all fronts and Zack plots to escape detention with his giant brick phone on Saved by The Bell.
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Monster free and more fun than a Denny’s.
Episode 82 – Cranberry Capers: A Ramjack Holiday Heist
Brad Cupples | 4. December, 2011
Happy Holidays! If you like dog shows, THIS EPISODE IS FOR YOU. We give our Thanksgiving sports reports, Check in with Claire, and join World’s Greatest Human Elizabeth Berkley and the Christmas Creep in the epic Hallmark Movie “Lucky Christmas”. We are riveted by the National Dog Show and all of it’s awesomeness. Hot New Movies are pitched and vocabulary lessons are taught. Our Black Friday bargain adventures and missed connections are chronicled as well.
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Episode 81 – Whoopsie Daisies: The Slaughter Pits of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 28. November, 2011
The all powerful stalk of corn has demanded we deliver this fresh episode unto you. Brad deals with his impending psychosis and Alex reports in on his favorite film: Twilight: Breaking Precipice of Dawn Time Night Vampire Moon Part One of Twelve. Mr. Belvedere takes a dark turn into the scary world of addiction and Tori wrecks inter-dimensional havoc in our favorite sci-fi program Saved by the Bell. We finally receive our first series of drunk voicemails. Hurrah!
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Or find yourself in the baby carriage of death.
Epiosode 80 – Bionic Rage: Ramjack on the Battlements
Brad Cupples | 18. November, 2011
Join us friends as we pitch an amazing new breakfast option that will forever change the Holiday Season. Brazil goes on official notice for their bedroom antics. We Introduce a grip of new Apps that will decipher what kind of ghost situation you are dealing with for an economical price, try to nail down if truth is true and get ready for our Thanksgiving sport reports.
Mr. Belvedere gets really really real on Thanksgiving and Zack Morris is jerk to Wheelchair Bitches in the Tori Universe of Saved by The Bell.
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It’s Truth App Aproved.
Epiosode 79 – Bacteria Periodicals: The Waiting Room of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 9. November, 2011
Friends, this is a jam-packed episode of fun for the whole family. Brad reports in on Pencil-Gate 2011, a shocking tale of copyright violation and misdemeanor flaunted in the eye of the unprepared literati, Jon takes pleasure in foisting upon us his belated Birthday pick: The Apple. After recovering from the terror of a biblical allegory dystopian disco-era musical we take in an extremely eventful episode of Belvedere and Saved by the Bell gives us a clear picture of the early stages of a serial killer. We also take time to answer feedback, recommend podcasts, and question the actions of a woman who dared to refuse cake.
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We will protect you from Boogaloo Music Contracts and Serial Killer Nerds.
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Epiosode 78 – Ramjack and the Orthodontist to the Vampyres
Brad Cupples | 30. October, 2011
Happy Halloween Friends! On this special spooktacular we get frightened by the terror of The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, learn how to love again, thanks to a special gal named Tangerine, and launch the Ramjack Multi-Million Challenge! Alex goes undercover as a creepo sleezo Jeezo and Brad hits up Paranormal Activity 3 and The Three Muskateers. Belvedere takes an apathetic journey down memory lane as George and Marcia pretend to care about each other. The Saved by the Bell Universe is forever shattered with the arrival of Tori, causing a rift may never be repaired.
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It’s real and so are we. Let us be your constant.
Episode 77 – Ramjack: A Prance Through the Orchard of Razor Blade Apples
Brad Cupples | 24. October, 2011
The Halloween spirit flows powerfully as we catch up with Fat Albert and the Post-Apocalyptic Junkyard gang of 2525 as they battle the olds and giants. Alex makes a startling realization about his own personal tastes, Brad is a naturally suspicious Commander-in-chief, and the crown of World’s Greatest Human 2011 is placed on the head of it regal owner. A very special Mr. Belvedere tackles the big issues of underage drinking, contract law, and of course… incest. Saved by the Bell Goes into a fashion black hole and gets into super shady financial swindles and possible multiple universes.
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Episode 76 – Ramjack and the Pumpkin King of Hypotheticals
Brad Cupples | 16. October, 2011
It’s an action packed episode that’s gonna be catching bodies and meeting cute all over the place.
Brad fights a car while Alex has celeb sightings and socializes with the working class. We watch the film “Head of the Family” to learn about hypothetical-lawyer-long-cons and tenderness. Mr. Belvedere has to deal with an unwanted pregnancy and Saved by the Bell goes completely crazy-bananas as the final remnants of order are completely uprooted. Send this podcast to five of your friends and if anything happens to either of us in the meantime forward it
on to three lawyers and then tell them to give it to the State Attorney.
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