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Ramjack and the Tears of Orphans: A Recipe for Laughs -Episode 35
Deal or No Deal? Super sketchy ultrasound contraceptive. Scariest condoms ever. Science squares up the awesomest aromas. Subway dogs and underground landscapes. Japanese wild and wacky water antics. “Fashion Forward” or “Hang it up, Mcgee”? Ramjack Dramatic Reading presents: “Mystey of the Missing Flash Drive” Plus a super celebratory Situation Room. Now 33% more American.
Pay no attention to the many events discussed that might or might not have possibly taken place at least a month ago.
Ramjack: An Intervention for America – Episode 34
Situation Room | teamramjack | 20. June, 2010
Grab your apple pie and pour out that tea, It’s a very special episode spanning over four months of hard-hitting reporting to deliver the complete Intervention of Mike Miller. We track his attempts to cast aside Old Glory in favor of the Union Jack whilst maintaining an abundance of facial hair. Domestic Terrorism Alert: Dolphins are being trained to kill our president and toys are trying to turn our children gay. Deal with it. Listen as we fight with patriotic zeal to save the soul of one of our own. God Bless the USA!
0 – 41:52 February Miller Talk
41:53 – 1:13:56 April Miller Talk
1:13:57 – 1:24:44 Toys make you gay
1:24:45 – 1:42:55 Situation Room
1:42:55 – 1:43:27 Show Info
1:43:27 – 1:45:58 Mike Miller Intervention Update
Polar Bear Rampage: Reflections with Ramjack – Episode 33
Televison | teamramjack | 6. June, 2010
It’s over and it’s been a long wild road, kids. We take a moment from our grieving to discuss the final episode of Lost and try to figure out why ABC cut all the polar bear footage. Also we flashback to mid 4th season with Mike “Too-Tall-Tilly” Miller to get some exciting predictions that will never happen… or will they?
Ramjack and White Light of Racial Purity: Island Edition – Episode 32
Televison | teamramjack | 19. May, 2010
It’s time for an easy going chat about these precious final few days of LOST. Jacob:Slack-Jawed Gorilla or Mentally Handicapped Neandertal which side are you on? Crazy moms is sorry for the rock she’s about to put through your skull. Jacob’s Aryan dreams = watch out Miles. Helmets, will you?
Spring in your Step: A Connect The Dots with Ramjack – Episode 31
Dove promises go awry, the military is training robots to be afraid of us, revolutionary sixth grade game, Stop Molesting children, 5&2 Dramatic Reading “letter to a young girl”, outdoor cats don’t have a chance, silent 7’s, as well as adventures in drugs and driving.
Ramjack and the Decorated Egg of Divinity: He is Risen – Episode 30
It’s an Easter Spectacular! Welcome back baby jeezo. Dove Promises, Wisconsin are you ok? Ladies get a 5&2 slap to the mouth, meanwhile Catholics keep protecting wacko preds, A pocket for the 21st century, orangutan’s love hot tub danger sex, Pet adoption fan-fiction, We take baby jeezo to ikea and then introduce him to internet porn.
Slip/Trip Trauma: a Warning from Ramjack – Episode 29
Dove Promises return and teach us to Inner-Jog, Colorado Libraries are the worst, Anna Martinez, Where are you? Sarah Palin is campaigning to be the new 4th godhead. MHC = the Slut Factor. Catholic douchebaggery, Apathy is the worst. Movie Theater Complaints, Twilight: New Moon, And Hoarders introduces us to a rascal and scalawag named Jim… and nothing will ever be the same. This ep is full out 10 cent piece.
Island Predator Raw: The Stolen Innocence of Ramjack – Episode 28
Another LOST special episode in which we speculate about the past and future of the Polar Bears, Sawyer and Miles “partnership”, and Kate’s inability to drive. Now with 400% more haikus!
Miles is crushing hard.
Where’s HIS sunflower and beer?
“Let me in, Partner.”
Robots of Shame and Failure: Ramjack Incorporated – Episode 27
And we’re back! Fashion forward, Cyrus Family Secrets, Asexual Lady Ants, Racist Jap Bees, We play Jeezo, Shroud, Albino as the 5&2’s raise the dead, Elderly Server Farms Solve the Energy Crisis, Diesel gets stupid, Hoarding christmas and mad vampire fashions. You best put on your science pants!
Influenza de la Suidae: The Scourge of Ramjack – Episode 26
Situation Room | Alexander Green | 30. January, 2010
Stealing a KJ for the 5&2 set, baby tat’s for Jeezo, 4&2 is the new Asian, The Folgers Coffee Company is a bastion of antiquated ideas about gender roles and societal obligations, Chiropractors in Connecticut, Nerd Ladies abound, and a bedazzled situation room for a new year. Hey Humanity, Stop Resting on your Laurels in 2010!