//Home
Smile for Hepatitis: Ramjack at the Fair! – Episode 38
Science: Phony baloney’s are sly and sexy cheaters. Stuffed animals and children begat of vegetation bred for slave labor and rescued by an industrious latch-key kid with deep coffers = A Marketing Bonanza. Confessions: Animal Hoarding takes us to a dark place… a dark crazy Serbian war-zone-like place. Santa wants you to smoke some sweet sweet nicotine and stop hitting your kids. Sylvester Stallone is an extreme enforcer of “The Law”/Wannabe Food Critic in the 1986 Action Romp “Cobra” based on the novel Fair Game by Paula Gosling from a concept by Sapphire. Now with 900% more Night-Slashing. The situation room LOVES it when a plan comes together and we party like it’s 1999.
Ramjack on Tornado Island: Twisters of Tomfoolerie – Episode 37
An action packed ep featuring: Pants v Shorts (Hint: one is for men and one is for eight year old boys) Empty Nest Syndrome Mystery solved, “Ice cream day” = The most respectable day. Syfy’s “Mary Knows Best” gives us a panic attack, How to know if she’s into you, Writing Tips, World’s Greatest Human returns, hot-air balloons, clowns, and dark childhood memories surface.
Ramjack & The Year of Infinite Plunder -Episode 36
The official one year anniversary episode accept no substitutes. In this super special cavalcade of entertainments we find better uses for Chinese crippled chimp chicken killers and magic custard metal as well as unravel the curious enigma that is Kim Kardashian quixotic rise to quasi fame, Discuss the classic 1980 Steve Gutenberg / Village People Collaboration: “Can’t Stop the Music” and hop into some particularly dangerous situations.
Pay no attention to the many events discussed that might or might not have possibly taken place over a month ago.
Ramjack and the Tears of Orphans: A Recipe for Laughs -Episode 35
Deal or No Deal? Super sketchy ultrasound contraceptive. Scariest condoms ever. Science squares up the awesomest aromas. Subway dogs and underground landscapes. Japanese wild and wacky water antics. “Fashion Forward” or “Hang it up, Mcgee”? Ramjack Dramatic Reading presents: “Mystey of the Missing Flash Drive” Plus a super celebratory Situation Room. Now 33% more American.
Pay no attention to the many events discussed that might or might not have possibly taken place at least a month ago.
Ramjack: An Intervention for America – Episode 34
Situation Room | teamramjack | 20. June, 2010
Grab your apple pie and pour out that tea, It’s a very special episode spanning over four months of hard-hitting reporting to deliver the complete Intervention of Mike Miller. We track his attempts to cast aside Old Glory in favor of the Union Jack whilst maintaining an abundance of facial hair. Domestic Terrorism Alert: Dolphins are being trained to kill our president and toys are trying to turn our children gay. Deal with it. Listen as we fight with patriotic zeal to save the soul of one of our own. God Bless the USA!
0 – 41:52 February Miller Talk
41:53 – 1:13:56 April Miller Talk
1:13:57 – 1:24:44 Toys make you gay
1:24:45 – 1:42:55 Situation Room
1:42:55 – 1:43:27 Show Info
1:43:27 – 1:45:58 Mike Miller Intervention Update
Polar Bear Rampage: Reflections with Ramjack – Episode 33
Televison | teamramjack | 6. June, 2010
It’s over and it’s been a long wild road, kids. We take a moment from our grieving to discuss the final episode of Lost and try to figure out why ABC cut all the polar bear footage. Also we flashback to mid 4th season with Mike “Too-Tall-Tilly” Miller to get some exciting predictions that will never happen… or will they?
Ramjack and White Light of Racial Purity: Island Edition – Episode 32
Televison | teamramjack | 19. May, 2010
It’s time for an easy going chat about these precious final few days of LOST. Jacob:Slack-Jawed Gorilla or Mentally Handicapped Neandertal which side are you on? Crazy moms is sorry for the rock she’s about to put through your skull. Jacob’s Aryan dreams = watch out Miles. Helmets, will you?
Spring in your Step: A Connect The Dots with Ramjack – Episode 31
Dove promises go awry, the military is training robots to be afraid of us, revolutionary sixth grade game, Stop Molesting children, 5&2 Dramatic Reading “letter to a young girl”, outdoor cats don’t have a chance, silent 7’s, as well as adventures in drugs and driving.
Ramjack and the Decorated Egg of Divinity: He is Risen – Episode 30
It’s an Easter Spectacular! Welcome back baby jeezo. Dove Promises, Wisconsin are you ok? Ladies get a 5&2 slap to the mouth, meanwhile Catholics keep protecting wacko preds, A pocket for the 21st century, orangutan’s love hot tub danger sex, Pet adoption fan-fiction, We take baby jeezo to ikea and then introduce him to internet porn.
Slip/Trip Trauma: a Warning from Ramjack – Episode 29
Dove Promises return and teach us to Inner-Jog, Colorado Libraries are the worst, Anna Martinez, Where are you? Sarah Palin is campaigning to be the new 4th godhead. MHC = the Slut Factor. Catholic douchebaggery, Apathy is the worst. Movie Theater Complaints, Twilight: New Moon, And Hoarders introduces us to a rascal and scalawag named Jim… and nothing will ever be the same. This ep is full out 10 cent piece.