Stop telling jokes and throwing out pickup lines. Pop into your local lending library for a puppy or two and then sit back and hear about the virtues of White-Supremacy from everyone’s favorite deeply literate, funny, and incisive writer ‘Old Derb’ Brad’s Optometrist is going to murder him. Alex hangs out at the worst fucking place on planet Earth. The Mr. Belvedere Valentine’s Day episode is just as awkward and incestuous as you would guess and Saved by The Bell blows our mind with the revelation of the shuttle-bus. We attempt to decipher backlogged voicemail and prep for a birthday-pick-a-palooza
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We are back for Episode 96 with all of our deeply literate, funny, and incisive shenanigans. But, of course, we are also maddening, outrageous, cranky, and provocative when we talk about crazy old racists, hologram ghosts, and being a better grandchild that lies about sex. Jon sends us part IV in the epic fanfiction monstrosity of “The Belvedere and the Butterfly”
We clutch or cool chains in the “Larger Locks Literary Lounge” for further discussions on the state of literature and we play Miss Marple at the behest of the Evil Horde!
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Need to beat the heat? Listen to these cool cats! Alex is off camping but Jon and Brad are battling the summer slump. Shorts are still inappropriate for grown men, even if you are pretending to be a pizza. The new Spider-Man trailer is here and we can definitely say, It’s going to be another one, again. Freakshow season returns our wacky old pals “My Strange Addiction” and “Hoarders.” People are bitching about Netflix because that’s what people like to do. We get bogged down in statistical polling but cheer up by playing a new game about death.
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It’s the cat’s pajamas. For Realzies.
Alex is getting ready for camp and we are preparing for his funeral. Learn about the bravest new subset of freedom loving children; their wants, their needs, and their numerous numerous fears. Pillows and showers become much more ominous. Brad gets ready for the big game by answering some extremely basic sports trivia, sadly he doesn’t know the rules… at all.
Join us for a visit to http://monkeyhelpers.org it’s a real monkeyshiner if I’ve ever seen one. And finally we learn about a really weird guy. Weird.
We’re celebrating our 2 year anniversary! Alex has a big time superstar celebrity sighting. He also reports in on other people’s dessert. Jonathon discovers krazy kommercialz at the gym. Brad (unlike some people) get’s over his nerves to accomplish his many goals only to be thwarted by dummies at an overpriced film. We enjoy a Dramatic Reading from Ben Stein’s overly privileged and condescending diary. If you’re a Transforming robot put on your favorite cape and listen to our fun!