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Episode 131 – Ramjack and the Secret Radish of Deceit
Brad Cupples | 10. April, 2013
As the old sports adage tells us “Trust your Staples.” We’re here to give you some hard-hitting March Madness Coverage, some tender loving advice from Baby Jeezo to the ladies, and a plan for a better stronger humanity with less gross dudes. Kevin sleeps with an old lady on Mr. Belvedere and the hottest stars of NBC visit on the Thanksgiving Episode of Saved by the Bell: The College Years.
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Ramjack and the Rings of Saturn: Search for the S-Factor – Episode 45
Brad Cupples | 8. December, 2010
We take a trust fall into the dark dangerous devil-majicks of the Tarot. Unleash a cry for justice to be served as Jonathon gets wronged, Alex gets an ego boost, and Brad gets Marmaduke.
We delve into some 80’s nostalgia and reminisce about Saved by the Bell, Wheel Chair Kids and the 1988 menagerie of crazy known as “Mac and Me” teaches us valuable lessons about the proper care and handling of Mysterious Alien Creatures as well as the importance of communication and a good Big Mac to maintaining a healthy relationship.
Curse of the Pentagram Moon: The Bite of Ramjack – Episode 42
Brad Cupples | 29. October, 2010
We see you Hoarding those Pumpkins. It’s Halloween and BooBerry is judging you with his jaunty eyebrow.
As we prep for our trip to Washington D.C. we still find time to ask the hard questions. Have you found love in a bakery, at the hands of a scary Slovenian sadist robot, or with a creepy clown? …Because someone has.
We talk about an epic triple feature of “Paranormal Activity”, The Asylum knock-off “Paranormal Entity” & “Paranormal Activity 2” Also join us for our Super Special
Cedric-Centric Situation Room.
Don’t forget to vote Nov. 2nd
Ramjack: Attack on the Millennial Dream – Episode 41
Brad Cupples | 25. October, 2010
In another festive Halloween episode we take a dramatic visit to the General Mills Fortress of Marshmallow Horrors, fight through the freak show crowd at the “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” auditions, and Tackle Buffy The Vampire Slayer The Movie a.k.a. David Arquette goes on a coke binge. Also the situation room is a haunted house of terrifying corporate endeavors. Stephen Colbert consider this is my job application, W-2 to follow.
Contact us –unless you’re a scaredy cat. Now with 300% more Halloween themed cereal than other podcasts!
Kiss of the Mantis: Ramjack the Incorrigible – Episode 39
Brad Cupples | 10. October, 2010
We start gearing up for the Halloween Season with the terror that is cheese in the wild plus bacteria and parasite infested water sources, A super-freaky freak accident. Christine O’Donnell = crazy, 13yr old toddlers face 9/11 style terror attacks, Bump will kill us all if the lack of hand-washing doesn’t. Master of Disguise and Birdhouses Terry O’Quinn kills some fams in “The Stepfather”, The Situation room unleashes a spirit of vengeance as well as an Apple Bobbin’ Massacre. Plus the Enigmaster threatens our well-being with his quarrelsome conundrums and cruel queries. Are we affraid? No way, Jose!
Smile for Hepatitis: Ramjack at the Fair! – Episode 38
Brad Cupples | 20. September, 2010
Science: Phony baloney’s are sly and sexy cheaters. Stuffed animals and children begat of vegetation bred for slave labor and rescued by an industrious latch-key kid with deep coffers = A Marketing Bonanza. Confessions: Animal Hoarding takes us to a dark place… a dark crazy Serbian war-zone-like place. Santa wants you to smoke some sweet sweet nicotine and stop hitting your kids. Sylvester Stallone is an extreme enforcer of “The Law”/Wannabe Food Critic in the 1986 Action Romp “Cobra” based on the novel Fair Game by Paula Gosling from a concept by Sapphire. Now with 900% more Night-Slashing. The situation room LOVES it when a plan comes together and we party like it’s 1999.
Ramjack & The Year of Infinite Plunder -Episode 36
Brad Cupples | 17. August, 2010
The official one year anniversary episode accept no substitutes. In this super special cavalcade of entertainments we find better uses for Chinese crippled chimp chicken killers and magic custard metal as well as unravel the curious enigma that is Kim Kardashian quixotic rise to quasi fame, Discuss the classic 1980 Steve Gutenberg / Village People Collaboration: “Can’t Stop the Music” and hop into some particularly dangerous situations.
Pay no attention to the many events discussed that might or might not have possibly taken place over a month ago.
Ramjack and the Death of Father Time: A New Year’s Jubilee – Episode 25
Alexander Green | 18. January, 2010
Employ-of-the-month: FAIL. The science behind tiny sensitive hands is explored. Does the number four exist? Ask the 4&2’ers and prepare for an onslaught of idiocy. Surprise! Stress is not new. News Dealers are in your neighborhood and they are dealing news… to your KIDS! Drink Recipes for a new year. Build-a-bear-voodoo-Frankenstein-workshop is out to make a Horcrux from your toddler’s soul and there are people out there that want to steal those souls. BEWARE! We bring class with a Ramjack Dramatic Reading of the insanely awkward “Poetry of the Fae” The Situation Room is laden with faeries, thievery, bots, and guests.
Be careful with unparliamentarily language, lest you lose your position.
Spookhouse Spectre: The Crypt of Ramjack – Episode 18
Alexander Green | 28. October, 2009
Episode 18 is here and it’s legal! Time to rock the vote. We finish our October Halloween extravaganza, receive a special poem, check in on Taylor Swift, discuss Halloween safety for you, your costumes, and your yard haunt… and who doesn’t love an old fashioned yard haunt? We watch Garfield’s Halloween adventure, run into a Situation Room of Horrors & take a scary “ride on the internet” …as opposed to the cyber-web-net-space. Don’t forget to check your scorecard and your base system. Candy, Candy, Candy!
Ramjack and the Flight of the Doomsday Cannibals – Episode 14
Alexander Green | 20. September, 2009
Taylor Swift update, Suprise! TN is a rancid cesspool of racial intolerance and bigotry… you didn’t know? Glen Beck = douchebag, Chris Hansen needs to make a trip to France, Hoarders update, Survivor-It’s still on air? We wake up in the situation room of the future… and are boggled by the three seashells in 1993’s Demolition Man, starring Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes and Sandra Bullock (in her finest role).