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Episode 85 – Ramjack and the Shameful Mollusk: An Underwater Tale
Brad Cupples | 5. January, 2012
It’s a new year and we are here with fresh 2012 shenanigans, tomfooleries, and goings on. We discuss our nations first President, George “Sadistic-Douchebag” Washington and his even more crazed psycho-bitch of a mother. We chart our experiences with both blatant and casual racism and homophobia. Jon Pernisek makes a couple of hearty attempts to pitch some Hollywood Gold only to fail miserably. Brad puts aside his Sports Facts to unleash his Dream Interpretation Powers.
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Epiosode 78 – Ramjack and the Orthodontist to the Vampyres
Brad Cupples | 30. October, 2011
Happy Halloween Friends! On this special spooktacular we get frightened by the terror of The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, learn how to love again, thanks to a special gal named Tangerine, and launch the Ramjack Multi-Million Challenge! Alex goes undercover as a creepo sleezo Jeezo and Brad hits up Paranormal Activity 3 and The Three Muskateers. Belvedere takes an apathetic journey down memory lane as George and Marcia pretend to care about each other. The Saved by the Bell Universe is forever shattered with the arrival of Tori, causing a rift may never be repaired.
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Episode 77 – Ramjack: A Prance Through the Orchard of Razor Blade Apples
Brad Cupples | 24. October, 2011
The Halloween spirit flows powerfully as we catch up with Fat Albert and the Post-Apocalyptic Junkyard gang of 2525 as they battle the olds and giants. Alex makes a startling realization about his own personal tastes, Brad is a naturally suspicious Commander-in-chief, and the crown of World’s Greatest Human 2011 is placed on the head of it regal owner. A very special Mr. Belvedere tackles the big issues of underage drinking, contract law, and of course… incest. Saved by the Bell Goes into a fashion black hole and gets into super shady financial swindles and possible multiple universes.
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Episode 74 – Ramjack: Stranded in the River of Doubt
Brad Cupples | 26. September, 2011
Podcast pressure and bamboozlement results in an open affirmation on the divinity of Sutekh. He is Risen! The Teddy and Kermit update is here, and it is amazing! Grab your favorite canine companion and join us on an Amazon Jungle Adventure. Some nerdo gamer parents are being the worst. We put Mr. Belvedere on notice, but will he earn his way back into our good graces? Join us as we witness Heather and Kevin getting closer than brother and sister should. Meanwhile Marcia is coming to terms with the fact she hates her family and her life, as we have been guessing all along.
Spoiler Alert: George continues to be the worst.
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Embers of Genocide: Ramjack on the Throne of Justice – Episode 58
Brad Cupples | 24. April, 2011
He is risen… And by he, we mean Charles in Charge. There’s breaking cat attack invasion news. Meanwhile, Jonathon and The Ramjack Cook-Em-Ups are going toe-to-toe with Iron Chef in an epic battle to control the kitchen: Who will get the Cinnamon? Alex informs us of the upcoming summer camp sally shenanigans. Brad engages in changing room chicanery. Plus a lot of frightening 5&2 musical stylings… including some with an arbitrary jazz riff.
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Robots of Shame and Failure: Ramjack Incorporated – Episode 27
teamramjack | 4. March, 2010
And we’re back! Fashion forward, Cyrus Family Secrets, Asexual Lady Ants, Racist Jap Bees, We play Jeezo, Shroud, Albino as the 5&2’s raise the dead, Elderly Server Farms Solve the Energy Crisis, Diesel gets stupid, Hoarding christmas and mad vampire fashions. You best put on your science pants!
Influenza de la Suidae: The Scourge of Ramjack – Episode 26
Alexander Green | 30. January, 2010
Stealing a KJ for the 5&2 set, baby tat’s for Jeezo, 4&2 is the new Asian, The Folgers Coffee Company is a bastion of antiquated ideas about gender roles and societal obligations, Chiropractors in Connecticut, Nerd Ladies abound, and a bedazzled situation room for a new year. Hey Humanity, Stop Resting on your Laurels in 2010!
Broken Scimitar: The Shadow of Ramjack – Episode 6
Alexander Green | 12. July, 2009
The Ants+Mice+Machines=chaos, Furries (again), The Christian Sci-Fi epic “Time Changer” teaches us the evils of being a moral person, The Situation Room, Special guest co-host Jonathon Pernisek, 5&2 Jeezo!