Stop telling jokes and throwing out pickup lines. Pop into your local lending library for a puppy or two and then sit back and hear about the virtues of White-Supremacy from everyone’s favorite deeply literate, funny, and incisive writer ‘Old Derb’ Brad’s Optometrist is going to murder him. Alex hangs out at the worst fucking place on planet Earth. The Mr. Belvedere Valentine’s Day episode is just as awkward and incestuous as you would guess and Saved by The Bell blows our mind with the revelation of the shuttle-bus. We attempt to decipher backlogged voicemail and prep for a birthday-pick-a-palooza
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We are back for Episode 96 with all of our deeply literate, funny, and incisive shenanigans. But, of course, we are also maddening, outrageous, cranky, and provocative when we talk about crazy old racists, hologram ghosts, and being a better grandchild that lies about sex. Jon sends us part IV in the epic fanfiction monstrosity of “The Belvedere and the Butterfly”
We clutch or cool chains in the “Larger Locks Literary Lounge” for further discussions on the state of literature and we play Miss Marple at the behest of the Evil Horde!
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