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Episode 73 – Ice Viking Victory: The Battle of Ramjack
Do you know the difference between love and lust? Spoilers: You probably don’t. Luckily Pinterest is here to teach us how to open our hearts and get off of each other’s hair so as to have a happy, healthy, joyless, soul-crushing relationship. Sleep easy knowing that the common everyman yokel is getting ready for zombies with a supply of mom-jeans and canned peaches. The Christmas creep has been spotted and no amount of science can stop his quest to conquer the calender. Do you hate homeless people? Then you’ll love Mr. Belvedere. All hands look out below, There’s a change in the status quo, and Mr. Belvedere is on notice.
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Made real… with Science!
The Ramjack 9/11 Pageant: A Cliched Jingoistic Scream from Planet Earth’s Greatest Nation Wrapped in Fetishistic Nationalism as Baby Jesus Always Intended It.
dramatic reading | Brad Cupples | 12. September, 2011
Episode 72 – Adversary of the Masses: Ramjack Ascendant
Need a pickle? In a pickle? Just relax and let this comedy gold soothe you. Alex brings us a terrifying dramatic reading from local racists that leads to seeing things that cannot be unseen. Things get super serious as Brad is getting ready for pageant season by brushing up on his Question and Answer skills. Teddy faces bullets and fan letters from industrious children to prove himself to be a super badass, yet again… Much to William Howard Taft’s chagrin. Belvedere has a seal and Kevin has no game… at all. Alex debates the pros and cons of keeping a pet mantis.
Brad is happy with his insect eating vacuum cleaner.
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Trust. It’s at least 100% more fun than the Fuhrer-Fun-Bus.
Episode 71 – Absolute Tyranny: The Concord of Ramjack
Ta da! A new episode of Ramjack in which we finally discuss Tommy Wiseau’s “The Room.” And it might be the greatest film ever made… if you like awkward sex scenes, nearly unintelligible bad dialogue and losing your grip on reality. We start planning for the My Strange Addiction Picnic and unleash rage against long dead American Presidents that might or might not be listening to the show. Mr. Belvedere gives a dark look into the psyche of a geriatric racist homophobe clansman and his struggle to remember how old he is through the fog of dementia. Alex reveals his own hostile anti-midget bigotry and we see Mr. Belvedere in an extremely compromising situation.
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It’s like Disneyland only without the children running underfoot and the over-inflated prices.
Episode 70 – Ramjack and the Bucket of Danger!
Televison | Brad Cupples | 25. August, 2011
Prepare yourself for radness! Brad gives his summer reading list update. Spoilers: Teddy and Kermit are off on some capers and caprices of their own and the economy is going to collapse again. There’s some not-so-surprising news from Jackson TN and a discussion of how lame Casey Jones Village is. Alex has been to Chicago and almost got attacked by a decepticon whilst ignoring foxy scavengers on his way to hip happening mustache parties. We ask for your help with Brad’s new northern career goals. We kick off our grand Mr. Belvedere rewatch in epic style and a slew of questions. Which member of the Owen family is the most disturbed? When will Mr. Belvedere kill again? What’s his angle? Where the hell did he come from? How old is Bob Uecker? What have they been teaching these creepo masochistic children? Where did Mr. Belvedere get that hamster from? Isn’t eight years old a little too young for hot-tubing?
But seriously, When is Belvedere going to kill again?
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All the cool kids are doing it. Trust.
Episode 69 – Ramjack and the Pioneering Pioneers: Fun on the Frontier
Uncategorized | Brad Cupples | 16. August, 2011
In this super special episode we decide that criers need to announce themselves. Alex finally tells us about his amazing summer camp shenanigans and learn about the travails of those wacky little 9/11 year-olds and their desperate need for sixth meal. Non-professionals demand to perform entertainments to the dismay of everyone on the planet. We play an exciting game of “Strange Addict OR Smells like Halibut” in which we meet a bakers dozen of the most panic inducing crazies that TLC could find. Glamour magazine gives some really great practical advice to the ladies. Ramjack guides you like an arrow, straight to the mark. Brave hearts! Fighting for the rights of all the dreamers.
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It’s safer than the periphery of the internet, especially if you’re trapped in the past.
Episode 68 – Ramjack and the Catapult of Masculine Power
Uncategorized | Brad Cupples | 7. August, 2011
We’ve seen a lot of movies and we are going to talk about them. You get to listen. It’s just that simple.
Jon goes out of his way to try and convince Brad and Alex to see “The Tree of Life”. Furtive glances and skeptical looks are exchanged. Captain America throws his mighty shield and we learn how unglamorous that ever-lovin’ Hulk is. Attack the Block is fine and dandy but is probably not the greatest film ever created despite what internet wackadoos think. Sylvester Stallone is Lion and Kevin James is Zookeeper. Some people are opposed to talking animals others are enthralled and happily awaiting more in the future. Transformers 3 is much more fun with booze! Smuggle some fun into your next 3D Excursion! In other news the Harry Potter series is finally over. Hoorah!
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Episode 67 – Ramjack and the Ice Cream Vendor of Doom: Twin-Pops of Fury
Need to beat the heat? Listen to these cool cats! Alex is off camping but Jon and Brad are battling the summer slump. Shorts are still inappropriate for grown men, even if you are pretending to be a pizza. The new Spider-Man trailer is here and we can definitely say, It’s going to be another one, again. Freakshow season returns our wacky old pals “My Strange Addiction” and “Hoarders.” People are bitching about Netflix because that’s what people like to do. We get bogged down in statistical polling but cheer up by playing a new game about death.
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It’s the cat’s pajamas. For Realzies.
Episode 66 – Ramjack: Hitchhiking on the Road to Mayhem
Televison | Brad Cupples | 14. July, 2011
Alex is getting ready for camp and we are preparing for his funeral. Learn about the bravest new subset of freedom loving children; their wants, their needs, and their numerous numerous fears. Pillows and showers become much more ominous. Brad gets ready for the big game by answering some extremely basic sports trivia, sadly he doesn’t know the rules… at all.
Join us for a visit to http://monkeyhelpers.org it’s a real monkeyshiner if I’ve ever seen one. And finally we learn about a really weird guy. Weird.
Episode 65 – Backyard Beelzebub: The Ramjack Cookout Bananza
We’re celebrating our 2 year anniversary! Alex has a big time superstar celebrity sighting. He also reports in on other people’s dessert. Jonathon discovers krazy kommercialz at the gym. Brad (unlike some people) get’s over his nerves to accomplish his many goals only to be thwarted by dummies at an overpriced film. We enjoy a Dramatic Reading from Ben Stein’s overly privileged and condescending diary. If you’re a Transforming robot put on your favorite cape and listen to our fun!