Science: Phony baloney’s are sly and sexy cheaters. Stuffed animals and children begat of vegetation bred for slave labor and rescued by an industrious latch-key kid with deep coffers = A Marketing Bonanza. Confessions: Animal Hoarding takes us to a dark place… a dark crazy Serbian war-zone-like place. Santa wants you to smoke some sweet sweet nicotine and stop hitting your kids. Sylvester Stallone is an extreme enforcer of “The Law”/Wannabe Food Critic in the 1986 Action Romp “Cobra” based on the novel Fair Game by Paula Gosling from a concept by Sapphire. Now with 900% more Night-Slashing. The situation room LOVES it when a plan comes together and we party like it’s 1999.
Taylor Swift update, Suprise! TN is a rancid cesspool of racial intolerance and bigotry… you didn’t know? Glen Beck = douchebag, Chris Hansen needs to make a trip to France, Hoarders update, Survivor-It’s still on air? We wake up in the situation room of the future… and are boggled by the three seashells in 1993’s Demolition Man, starring Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes and Sandra Bullock (in her finest role).