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Episode 93 – Homage to a Swindler: The Autobiography of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 21. March, 2012
Oh snap! It’s a super special episode for you and other humans! People are sharing shitty secrets and we do not know why. Things get incredibly heated in the Ramjack Larger Locks Literary Lounge™ as we talk about the ineptitude of George Washington and lying bitches that pretend to read books but are clearly incompetent with uselessly fragile egos. Luckily Alirio drops by to cool things down as we discuss his birthday pick “Phantom of the Paradise” and learn all about skylight voyeurism and devil contracts from our pal Birdman Winslow.
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Episode 81 – Whoopsie Daisies: The Slaughter Pits of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 28. November, 2011
The all powerful stalk of corn has demanded we deliver this fresh episode unto you. Brad deals with his impending psychosis and Alex reports in on his favorite film: Twilight: Breaking Precipice of Dawn Time Night Vampire Moon Part One of Twelve. Mr. Belvedere takes a dark turn into the scary world of addiction and Tori wrecks inter-dimensional havoc in our favorite sci-fi program Saved by the Bell. We finally receive our first series of drunk voicemails. Hurrah!
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Episode 72 – Adversary of the Masses: Ramjack Ascendant
Brad Cupples | 7. September, 2011
Need a pickle? In a pickle? Just relax and let this comedy gold soothe you. Alex brings us a terrifying dramatic reading from local racists that leads to seeing things that cannot be unseen. Things get super serious as Brad is getting ready for pageant season by brushing up on his Question and Answer skills. Teddy faces bullets and fan letters from industrious children to prove himself to be a super badass, yet again… Much to William Howard Taft’s chagrin. Belvedere has a seal and Kevin has no game… at all. Alex debates the pros and cons of keeping a pet mantis.
Brad is happy with his insect eating vacuum cleaner.
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Trust. It’s at least 100% more fun than the Fuhrer-Fun-Bus.
Episode 67 – Ramjack and the Ice Cream Vendor of Doom: Twin-Pops of Fury
Brad Cupples | 26. July, 2011
Need to beat the heat? Listen to these cool cats! Alex is off camping but Jon and Brad are battling the summer slump. Shorts are still inappropriate for grown men, even if you are pretending to be a pizza. The new Spider-Man trailer is here and we can definitely say, It’s going to be another one, again. Freakshow season returns our wacky old pals “My Strange Addiction” and “Hoarders.” People are bitching about Netflix because that’s what people like to do. We get bogged down in statistical polling but cheer up by playing a new game about death.
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It’s the cat’s pajamas. For Realzies.
Ramjack: Herald of Decimation – Episode 55
Brad Cupples | 20. March, 2011
Brad is confronted by his anti-stalker, Jonathon details the shenanigans of the Chicago Improv scene, and Alex drinks grass for kicks.
We say a final farewell to our boy The Cape and his lovably improbable cast of characters, and uncover a slew of family secrets when Grandma Pembroke drops in on Charles in Charge.
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Curse of the Pentagram Moon: The Bite of Ramjack – Episode 42
Brad Cupples | 29. October, 2010
We see you Hoarding those Pumpkins. It’s Halloween and BooBerry is judging you with his jaunty eyebrow.
As we prep for our trip to Washington D.C. we still find time to ask the hard questions. Have you found love in a bakery, at the hands of a scary Slovenian sadist robot, or with a creepy clown? …Because someone has.
We talk about an epic triple feature of “Paranormal Activity”, The Asylum knock-off “Paranormal Entity” & “Paranormal Activity 2” Also join us for our Super Special
Cedric-Centric Situation Room.
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Slip/Trip Trauma: a Warning from Ramjack – Episode 29
teamramjack | 30. March, 2010
Dove Promises return and teach us to Inner-Jog, Colorado Libraries are the worst, Anna Martinez, Where are you? Sarah Palin is campaigning to be the new 4th godhead. MHC = the Slut Factor. Catholic douchebaggery, Apathy is the worst. Movie Theater Complaints, Twilight: New Moon, And Hoarders introduces us to a rascal and scalawag named Jim… and nothing will ever be the same. This ep is full out 10 cent piece.
Spookhouse Spectre: The Crypt of Ramjack – Episode 18
Alexander Green | 28. October, 2009
Episode 18 is here and it’s legal! Time to rock the vote. We finish our October Halloween extravaganza, receive a special poem, check in on Taylor Swift, discuss Halloween safety for you, your costumes, and your yard haunt… and who doesn’t love an old fashioned yard haunt? We watch Garfield’s Halloween adventure, run into a Situation Room of Horrors & take a scary “ride on the internet” …as opposed to the cyber-web-net-space. Don’t forget to check your scorecard and your base system. Candy, Candy, Candy!
Jack O’ Lantern Rampage: The Laughter of Ramjack – Episode 17
Alexander Green | 17. October, 2009
It’s Spooktacular! Taylor Swift: Globe Trotter, Freemdom Stars: make your own! Spiders want to destroy our economy, Hey Kristen Stewart take a bath and shut the fuck up, Rush Limbaugh shutdown, Old people call phone sex line: Viva Viagra indeed, Oregon Trail becomes reality, a reality Karen Armstrong has no grasp of. We deal with our deep childhood fear of aliens and watch Ernest Scared Stupid now with 175% more trolls than your average Troll Movie.
Ramjack and the Flight of the Doomsday Cannibals – Episode 14
Alexander Green | 20. September, 2009
Taylor Swift update, Suprise! TN is a rancid cesspool of racial intolerance and bigotry… you didn’t know? Glen Beck = douchebag, Chris Hansen needs to make a trip to France, Hoarders update, Survivor-It’s still on air? We wake up in the situation room of the future… and are boggled by the three seashells in 1993’s Demolition Man, starring Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes and Sandra Bullock (in her finest role).