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Episode 93 – Homage to a Swindler: The Autobiography of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 21. March, 2012
Oh snap! It’s a super special episode for you and other humans! People are sharing shitty secrets and we do not know why. Things get incredibly heated in the Ramjack Larger Locks Literary Lounge™ as we talk about the ineptitude of George Washington and lying bitches that pretend to read books but are clearly incompetent with uselessly fragile egos. Luckily Alirio drops by to cool things down as we discuss his birthday pick “Phantom of the Paradise” and learn all about skylight voyeurism and devil contracts from our pal Birdman Winslow.
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Episode 90 – Ramjack and the Torchbearer of the Moon-Men
Brad Cupples | 1. March, 2012
We discuss the psychotic and passive aggressive skylarkings of The Ever-Great Honorable General George Washington of the Noble Continental Army Dragoon Force Five of the North Winds Etc. Etc. Etc… Mr. Belvedere takes an insanely dark turn as Jason Bateman stops by for some sexual harrassment and attempted rape. Saved by the Bell ventures into new frontiers of Science Fiction in which Lisa Turtle is turned into a middle-aged white man due to the ever shifting universe.
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Episode 88 – Ramjack and the Paper Mache Bayonets of Terror
Brad Cupples | 3. February, 2012
Alex tries to kill Brad. He survives and declares himself arbiter of all that is right and wrong. People are using shopping carts wrong. We grab our black diamonds and tune into the far future with shocking accuracy. We delve into the second chapter of some epic inter-dimensional fanfiction. Belvedere proves Marcia is a terrible student and a worse mother and the kids on Saved by The Bell get class rings and make hugely questionable plans of action.
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Episode 87 – Ramjack and the Credit Default Body Swap
Brad Cupples | 24. January, 2012
We are back in action… and this time we’re serious! Learn some terrifying Animal Facts from the Tower of London, Sports Facts abound from and Brad begins his improv correspondence course. George Washington’s Mother is an insufferable bitch, Martha Washington has an intrepid spirit, but Black Jack takes the cake! Kim Jong Un has a grip of super powers but he’s slacking on his language study. Mr. Belvedere is throwing some revolutionary game and The Saved by the Bell Kids learn a valuable lesson about not being shitty liars. Also we receive super awesome Solstice Gifts!!
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Episode 85 – Ramjack and the Shameful Mollusk: An Underwater Tale
Brad Cupples | 5. January, 2012
It’s a new year and we are here with fresh 2012 shenanigans, tomfooleries, and goings on. We discuss our nations first President, George “Sadistic-Douchebag” Washington and his even more crazed psycho-bitch of a mother. We chart our experiences with both blatant and casual racism and homophobia. Jon Pernisek makes a couple of hearty attempts to pitch some Hollywood Gold only to fail miserably. Brad puts aside his Sports Facts to unleash his Dream Interpretation Powers.
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