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Episode 108 – Song of Steel: The Battlement of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 27. September, 2012
KABLAMO! It’s a fresh new episode of Ramjack chock full of life gifts and strong generic-non-specific energies that are sure to affect you spiritually… whatever the fuck that means. Alex brings the phrase of the week, Brad discovers the most confusing fun ever, and cinema ninjas are on patrol and fighting for the rights of all the dreamers. Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style is a series of panic attacks and statutory rape. Evan’s Grandmother completely loses her mind for our amusement.
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Episode 101 – Ramjack: Doctor of Madness M.D.
Brad Cupples | 15. July, 2012
The ghost of Alex goes on family adventures, Brad fills up your summer reading list and gives the latest updates on Harry Belafonte. We play “Who’s Losing at Facebook” the game where every contestant is a loser and we spot panic attacks aplenty in pools and restaurants. Mr. Belvedere and George have a sexy romantic evening… for realzies. Saved by the Bell almost kills us with bizarre fashion, black magicks, and unnecessary cross dressing.
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Episode 85 – Ramjack and the Shameful Mollusk: An Underwater Tale
Brad Cupples | 5. January, 2012
It’s a new year and we are here with fresh 2012 shenanigans, tomfooleries, and goings on. We discuss our nations first President, George “Sadistic-Douchebag” Washington and his even more crazed psycho-bitch of a mother. We chart our experiences with both blatant and casual racism and homophobia. Jon Pernisek makes a couple of hearty attempts to pitch some Hollywood Gold only to fail miserably. Brad puts aside his Sports Facts to unleash his Dream Interpretation Powers.
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Episode 82 – Cranberry Capers: A Ramjack Holiday Heist
Brad Cupples | 4. December, 2011
Happy Holidays! If you like dog shows, THIS EPISODE IS FOR YOU. We give our Thanksgiving sports reports, Check in with Claire, and join World’s Greatest Human Elizabeth Berkley and the Christmas Creep in the epic Hallmark Movie “Lucky Christmas”. We are riveted by the National Dog Show and all of it’s awesomeness. Hot New Movies are pitched and vocabulary lessons are taught. Our Black Friday bargain adventures and missed connections are chronicled as well.
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Episode 81 – Whoopsie Daisies: The Slaughter Pits of Ramjack
Brad Cupples | 28. November, 2011
The all powerful stalk of corn has demanded we deliver this fresh episode unto you. Brad deals with his impending psychosis and Alex reports in on his favorite film: Twilight: Breaking Precipice of Dawn Time Night Vampire Moon Part One of Twelve. Mr. Belvedere takes a dark turn into the scary world of addiction and Tori wrecks inter-dimensional havoc in our favorite sci-fi program Saved by the Bell. We finally receive our first series of drunk voicemails. Hurrah!
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Epiosode 78 – Ramjack and the Orthodontist to the Vampyres
Brad Cupples | 30. October, 2011
Happy Halloween Friends! On this special spooktacular we get frightened by the terror of The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, learn how to love again, thanks to a special gal named Tangerine, and launch the Ramjack Multi-Million Challenge! Alex goes undercover as a creepo sleezo Jeezo and Brad hits up Paranormal Activity 3 and The Three Muskateers. Belvedere takes an apathetic journey down memory lane as George and Marcia pretend to care about each other. The Saved by the Bell Universe is forever shattered with the arrival of Tori, causing a rift may never be repaired.
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Episode 76 – Ramjack and the Pumpkin King of Hypotheticals
Brad Cupples | 16. October, 2011
It’s an action packed episode that’s gonna be catching bodies and meeting cute all over the place.
Brad fights a car while Alex has celeb sightings and socializes with the working class. We watch the film “Head of the Family” to learn about hypothetical-lawyer-long-cons and tenderness. Mr. Belvedere has to deal with an unwanted pregnancy and Saved by the Bell goes completely crazy-bananas as the final remnants of order are completely uprooted. Send this podcast to five of your friends and if anything happens to either of us in the meantime forward it
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Episode 75 – Ramjack and the Communion of the War-Beasts
Brad Cupples | 5. October, 2011
It’s the Episode 75 Spectacular! And what is more spectacular than the mad rad 90’s fashions of “Saved by the Bell”? Grab your favorite sweater, pair of boots, and weirdo blazer and join us. Alex loves McDonalds. Brad loves Coffee. Jeezos love subterfuge and connect four. We find out who’s losing at Facebook. Learn the devilish secrets of Spontaneous Human Combustion. Delve into a horrific new world of fanfiction. The incest heats up on Mr. Belvedere (now with 100% more witches) and a mediocre-at-best non-traditional student comes between Zack and Slater on Saved by the Bell.
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Episode 69 – Ramjack and the Pioneering Pioneers: Fun on the Frontier
Brad Cupples | 16. August, 2011
In this super special episode we decide that criers need to announce themselves. Alex finally tells us about his amazing summer camp shenanigans and learn about the travails of those wacky little 9/11 year-olds and their desperate need for sixth meal. Non-professionals demand to perform entertainments to the dismay of everyone on the planet. We play an exciting game of “Strange Addict OR Smells like Halibut” in which we meet a bakers dozen of the most panic inducing crazies that TLC could find. Glamour magazine gives some really great practical advice to the ladies. Ramjack guides you like an arrow, straight to the mark. Brave hearts! Fighting for the rights of all the dreamers.
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Episode 65 – Backyard Beelzebub: The Ramjack Cookout Bananza
Brad Cupples | 9. July, 2011
We’re celebrating our 2 year anniversary! Alex has a big time superstar celebrity sighting. He also reports in on other people’s dessert. Jonathon discovers krazy kommercialz at the gym. Brad (unlike some people) get’s over his nerves to accomplish his many goals only to be thwarted by dummies at an overpriced film. We enjoy a Dramatic Reading from Ben Stein’s overly privileged and condescending diary. If you’re a Transforming robot put on your favorite cape and listen to our fun!