Ramjack days turn into Ramjack nights as we check our focal point and discuss Hallucination Horses, Shifty German Zookeepers, and the terrifying murderous intent of nature. Stickers look delicious to 9/11 year-olds. Mr. Belvedere teaches us the importance of back-up bangs and we learn that only weirdos are scared of earthquakes on Saved by the Bell.
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9-11 year olds, A Really Dark Time In My Life, Alex P. Keaton, Alex's impeding death by nature, Alexander Green, Angevin Empire vs Heathin Shippers, Angie Harmon, Animal Facts, Back up Bangs, Bane, Bargain Tips with Alex, Baywatch Nights, Beach-Side Science Labs unfreeze ancient Viking Warriors, Ben sends us his creepy snuff porn, blatant racism, Brad Cupples, Brad's impending suicide, California College University School, Captain Crunch will shiv you in the night, Caught with your science-pants down, Cedric's Reckoning, Chasing Burning Logs, Cookie vs Apple, Copperheads in disguise, David Hasselhoff, Death Mountain Murder Climb Through a Hellscape of Nature's Monstrosities, Does my mother actually like anything, Dressage, Dying in the arms of your murderer, Earthquake, Earthquake Buddies play by their own rules, Fastest easiest birth ever, Faux-Health Cereal, Fearless or Dumb?, Focal Point Photos, Fuck Elmo, Fuck you Marcia, George threatens to rape a young boy, German Zookeepers, Getting raped by bears and mice to save the forest, Gorilla Munch, Half Shirt Twins, Hallucination Horse, Hasselhoff is TERRIFIED of dogs, Here Comes Honey Kill Me, How will Santa Claus get to Valhalla, It was a dark time in my life, Klepto Capers, Lies, Little House on the Prairie, Mad Sweet Tasting Mind Fucks, Magnet School for Food Service Tech, Metaphorical Mountains, Mr. Belvedere, Muzzy, Mystery Solvers!, Oh no Dentists, Poor People Dentist, Putting out a flaming log with your hand like a fucking idiot, REAL hiking --not that fake shit, Sad Angela, Saved by the Bell, Showgirls 2: Penny's from Heaven, Slater takes off his clothes for no reason, Sock Monkeys vs Red Rockets for the future of the pizza shack, Some men just want to watch the gorge burn, Spooky-Beach Afternoon, Steve Guttenberg, Stickers are not edible you stupid kids, Teddy Roosevelt, Terrifying German Pornography, The Evil Mindu, The Grand Canyon of the East?, The Guttenberg Bible, Three's Company, Throwing Alex under the bus, Wait... Ivan Reitman put that movie out in 1997? 1997 Seriously? I would have guessed 93 at the latest, Wesley T made a deal with the devil, Wisdom Teeth are a bitch, You're afraid of Earthquakes? Nerd., Zoo VD