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Ramjack: Attack on the Millennial Dream – Episode 41
Brad Cupples | 25. October, 2010
In another festive Halloween episode we take a dramatic visit to the General Mills Fortress of Marshmallow Horrors, fight through the freak show crowd at the “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” auditions, and Tackle Buffy The Vampire Slayer The Movie a.k.a. David Arquette goes on a coke binge. Also the situation room is a haunted house of terrifying corporate endeavors. Stephen Colbert consider this is my job application, W-2 to follow.
Contact us –unless you’re a scaredy cat. Now with 300% more Halloween themed cereal than other podcasts!
Kiss of the Mantis: Ramjack the Incorrigible – Episode 39
Brad Cupples | 10. October, 2010
We start gearing up for the Halloween Season with the terror that is cheese in the wild plus bacteria and parasite infested water sources, A super-freaky freak accident. Christine O’Donnell = crazy, 13yr old toddlers face 9/11 style terror attacks, Bump will kill us all if the lack of hand-washing doesn’t. Master of Disguise and Birdhouses Terry O’Quinn kills some fams in “The Stepfather”, The Situation room unleashes a spirit of vengeance as well as an Apple Bobbin’ Massacre. Plus the Enigmaster threatens our well-being with his quarrelsome conundrums and cruel queries. Are we affraid? No way, Jose!
Smile for Hepatitis: Ramjack at the Fair! – Episode 38
Brad Cupples | 20. September, 2010
Science: Phony baloney’s are sly and sexy cheaters. Stuffed animals and children begat of vegetation bred for slave labor and rescued by an industrious latch-key kid with deep coffers = A Marketing Bonanza. Confessions: Animal Hoarding takes us to a dark place… a dark crazy Serbian war-zone-like place. Santa wants you to smoke some sweet sweet nicotine and stop hitting your kids. Sylvester Stallone is an extreme enforcer of “The Law”/Wannabe Food Critic in the 1986 Action Romp “Cobra” based on the novel Fair Game by Paula Gosling from a concept by Sapphire. Now with 900% more Night-Slashing. The situation room LOVES it when a plan comes together and we party like it’s 1999.
Ramjack on Tornado Island: Twisters of Tomfoolerie – Episode 37
Brad Cupples | 1. September, 2010
An action packed ep featuring: Pants v Shorts (Hint: one is for men and one is for eight year old boys) Empty Nest Syndrome Mystery solved, “Ice cream day” = The most respectable day. Syfy’s “Mary Knows Best” gives us a panic attack, How to know if she’s into you, Writing Tips, World’s Greatest Human returns, hot-air balloons, clowns, and dark childhood memories surface.
Ramjack & The Year of Infinite Plunder -Episode 36
Brad Cupples | 17. August, 2010
The official one year anniversary episode accept no substitutes. In this super special cavalcade of entertainments we find better uses for Chinese crippled chimp chicken killers and magic custard metal as well as unravel the curious enigma that is Kim Kardashian quixotic rise to quasi fame, Discuss the classic 1980 Steve Gutenberg / Village People Collaboration: “Can’t Stop the Music” and hop into some particularly dangerous situations.
Pay no attention to the many events discussed that might or might not have possibly taken place over a month ago.
Ramjack and the Tears of Orphans: A Recipe for Laughs -Episode 35
Brad Cupples | 18. July, 2010
Deal or No Deal? Super sketchy ultrasound contraceptive. Scariest condoms ever. Science squares up the awesomest aromas. Subway dogs and underground landscapes. Japanese wild and wacky water antics. “Fashion Forward” or “Hang it up, Mcgee”? Ramjack Dramatic Reading presents: “Mystey of the Missing Flash Drive” Plus a super celebratory Situation Room. Now 33% more American.
Pay no attention to the many events discussed that might or might not have possibly taken place at least a month ago.
Ramjack: An Intervention for America – Episode 34
teamramjack | 20. June, 2010
Grab your apple pie and pour out that tea, It’s a very special episode spanning over four months of hard-hitting reporting to deliver the complete Intervention of Mike Miller. We track his attempts to cast aside Old Glory in favor of the Union Jack whilst maintaining an abundance of facial hair. Domestic Terrorism Alert: Dolphins are being trained to kill our president and toys are trying to turn our children gay. Deal with it. Listen as we fight with patriotic zeal to save the soul of one of our own. God Bless the USA!
0 – 41:52 February Miller Talk
41:53 – 1:13:56 April Miller Talk
1:13:57 – 1:24:44 Toys make you gay
1:24:45 – 1:42:55 Situation Room
1:42:55 – 1:43:27 Show Info
1:43:27 – 1:45:58 Mike Miller Intervention Update
Ramjack and the Decorated Egg of Divinity: He is Risen – Episode 30
teamramjack | 20. April, 2010
It’s an Easter Spectacular! Welcome back baby jeezo. Dove Promises, Wisconsin are you ok? Ladies get a 5&2 slap to the mouth, meanwhile Catholics keep protecting wacko preds, A pocket for the 21st century, orangutan’s love hot tub danger sex, Pet adoption fan-fiction, We take baby jeezo to ikea and then introduce him to internet porn.
Slip/Trip Trauma: a Warning from Ramjack – Episode 29
teamramjack | 30. March, 2010
Dove Promises return and teach us to Inner-Jog, Colorado Libraries are the worst, Anna Martinez, Where are you? Sarah Palin is campaigning to be the new 4th godhead. MHC = the Slut Factor. Catholic douchebaggery, Apathy is the worst. Movie Theater Complaints, Twilight: New Moon, And Hoarders introduces us to a rascal and scalawag named Jim… and nothing will ever be the same. This ep is full out 10 cent piece.
Robots of Shame and Failure: Ramjack Incorporated – Episode 27
teamramjack | 4. March, 2010
And we’re back! Fashion forward, Cyrus Family Secrets, Asexual Lady Ants, Racist Jap Bees, We play Jeezo, Shroud, Albino as the 5&2’s raise the dead, Elderly Server Farms Solve the Energy Crisis, Diesel gets stupid, Hoarding christmas and mad vampire fashions. You best put on your science pants!