We get the Chicago update from Jon Pernisek just off his Journey on the midnight train. Meanwhile Alex takes a break from stuffing his face with baked goods to show his general disdain and lack of respect for the audience.
We welcome Dove Promises back into the mix despite they’re sexist comments and take time to go full out Fashion Forward to learn about wearable hugs and discover the secrets hiding in Jonathon’s closet. In the situation room we launch the hottest new hit musicals ever conceived.
We are dying. Fact. But that’s not going to stop us from reporting on our travels to Washington DC for the “Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear” We battle Jack Black, Chris Matthews, Death Machines, and the Sun in a valiant effort to find some tiny little piece of sanity in these our final remaining days.
But really it’s a lot of random jabbering about our travels, if you actually want to know about the rally, just go watch it or travel back in time and meet us there. Also the war for Pants v Shorts continues to gather steam. Choose your side and
bunker on down… before it’s too late.